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Warmongers Anonymous

The goal of this meeting is to rehabilitate warmongers and get them to accept absolute peace.

It is important to cure as many people from warmongering as possible. The destructive addiction to Dominions, Invasions, and Rebellions not only takes a toll on the warmonger's body, but is statistically proven to be the cause of trillions of death for each case of warmongering.

As the one heading this meeting, allow me to introduce myself:

I'm Daella Apparine, and I'm a warmonger.

@[member="Sarge Potteiger"] @[member="Fabula Cavataio"] @[member="Diana Moridena"] @[member="Sopher Jakobs"]
 

Cedric Dorn

Guest
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I'm uuhhh...I'm Diana and i've been a Warmonger for three months.

I try to quit. I really do. Its just...its called Star WARS. Not Star Peace.
 

Ashin Varanin

Professional Enabler
I'm Ashin Varanin, and I'm a warmonger. I've personally instigated, aided, or vigorously opposed every major incursion in the last year. But it's been 24 hours since I last instigated war, and I feel I can stay strong if @[member="Daella Apparine"] agrees to be my sponsor.

The first step is admitting I have a problem.
 
Hi, I'm Siobhan Kerrigan and I'm a warmonger. Most recently I appeared as opposition in a dominion purely to cause mayhem and carnage. I like 'dominoing', invasions and skirmishes, all for the purpose of causing ever greater carnage and destruction. I've also encouraged others to partake in my addiction by proliferating weapons and constantly pushing for the overthrow of Star Peace.


But I stayed out of the most recent invasion on this board! I am confident Warmongers Anonymous can help me stop worrying and love Star Peace.
 
Hello, my name is Fabula Cavataio, and I'm a warmonger. I've been relentlessly attempting to spur on two very large groups of people to shoot each other for the last few weeks. I am only happy when I'm encouraging others to violence. I've tried to stop, but I find it impossible. My only joy in life is with the deaths of trillions of NPCs.

Now that that's over, let's wage war on those Star Peace guys.
 
Just the Republic and the Mandos?

The OP-Fringe border is way too peaceful. They only just had an invasion...and the planet was not even BDZed. Or gassed.


Also those Moross guys are fun. We should encourage them to start a crusade against...someone.
 

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