LFG we are so f*cking back

[Auteme]

Hello gamers,

I've been on a secret mission for the past two months or so (getting my ass beat by school) and now that I'm on break my creative brain is being dusted off and reactivated. I want THREADS. I want YOU (carnally, platonically, to make me a sandwich, etc).

I've been low key stalking the forum for a while now and I know a lot of dope new writers have hopped on lately (and some dope older folks have returned) so I want to meet some of y'all. Or if you a homie and we haven't threaded in a while, hmu.

I'm coming back in not really set on anything particular I want to write right now, so here's a quick rundown of some folks on the roster:

• Auteme, a loser nobody who has zero political power
• Xeykard , a lizard that refuses to die, known agent of Carnifex and beater of ass
• Enki Rak , silly goofy arms dealer, smuggler, pirate, underworld guy
• Nikhil Reilt , big lawyer man
• Tallara , SIA goon

Feel free to pop me a DM here or on Discord, I exist somewhere. I've got a few other peeps on the backburner who might fit for more specific stories, but we shall SEE.

I'm still recovering from bs like "writing essays" and "doing exams" and "studying" so we're still on that recovery arc, so DO NOT come to me with vague "let's thread" stuff, I feel like my idea generation right now is bad. Hit me with an idea, and make it a good one. No bumping into each other randomly on the street, I want intention, action, conflict. You get me.

Alright that's all let's roll.

 

[Matsu Ike]

welcome back

 

[Aris Noble]

So hear me out.

I also throw a snowball at you. Vera Noble can't be the only one to have attempted assassination of the supreme chancelor by snowball in her resume.

 

[Sanzjii Jennis]

I want to claim Koda Fett's record of assassinating important people.

Even though the attempt will fail it will be good for PR and getting my name out

I also have Grangga the Hutt on my roster to fit with your crime guy..selling alliance arms into mandalorian space; stoke up the conflict some more for profit.

 

[Phoenix Viper]

Welcome back, if you’d wanna roleplay at any point let me know

 

[Caedyn Arenais]

Welcome back

 

[Darth Carnifex]

What if I break into Auteme’s office and move all of her items one inch to the left.

What then?

Auteme

 

[Rik Perris]

(carnally, platonically, to make me a sandwich, etc).

Tell me... how does one carnally make a sandwich?

Wrong answers only.

But seriously, welcome back - I'd love to thread with you, but I'm a bit bereft on the ideas front right now, myself, due to being tired af

 

[Auteme]

Tell me... how does one carnally make a sandwich?

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

What if I break into Auteme’s office and move all of her items one inch to the left.

What then?

i'd legally have to move the entire alliance one inch to the left too

I want to claim Koda Fett's record of assassinating important people.

Even though the attempt will fail it will be good for PR and getting my name out

I'm weirdly down with the idea of a bounty hunter going for an insane job they know they're going to fail but doing it anyways just for the clout. Not sure if this was the core intention of this, but I think that would be fun. I'm generally down for assassination attempts though.

 

[Sanzjii Jennis]

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy




i'd legally have to move the entire alliance one inch to the left too



I'm weirdly down with the idea of a bounty hunter going for an insane job they know they're going to fail but doing it anyways just for the clout. Not sure if this was the core intention of this, but I think that would be fun. I'm generally down for assassination attempts though.

You nailed it on the head...expect a phone call

 

[Seku Bondara]

I think Seku would be a good fit with Tallara, being a fellow SIA agent and all.

 

[Sahan Dragr]

Tell me... how does one carnally make a sandwich?

Carne asada?

 

[Miri Nimdok]

Auteme

As you know (hopefully, you are the Chancellor right???) I have put an Equal Rights Act in the bill pipeline, so maybe we could do some stuff to help build up to that.

Namely, the inciting incident: Giselle von Ascania inheriting the Senatorship of Ukatis from her father (rip) due to Ukatian inheritance laws. King Horace and everyone else don’t want a girl representing them (they have cooties) and are looking for a way to legally remove her from power, mainly by arguing that she’s too young and wasn’t elected/appointed. (Don’t care that they’re cut off due to Mandos, we beat them up therefore Ukatis should still get representation.)

 

[Ijaat Mereel]

Hmmmmm.... Ijaat is going about things that might cause a small stir. Or alternately any other faces you might think of of mine.

 

[Mia Monroe]

I'd love to take a pop Xeykard if he's a known agent or old Carni, Mi would love to use him as a messenger, preferably a bloodied one

 

[Noah Corek]

Hmmmm I’ve always wanted to get Noah involved in politics somewhat…