JanesBatter
Zenith of Bakers
When salt turns to people, and people turn to salt, we are all in all the same, except when you try to lick each other. Don't do that.
https://youtu.be/e6WLO0_dMto?t=17s
Welcome, to Chaos!
Goooooooood decade, Chaos! Today we have a few stories that we'll spread over the show as I slowly eat these delicious salty crackers and sip only the finest of water we have in my personal radio station. This is to say it's the same as the rest of the water, since someone stole all our tea during our last... meeting with a few dark Joodi of sorts. I'm afraid to say we still have not completed repairs, so we must interrupt your program several times to bring you special announcements!
Cold. Crisp. Refreshing. Dine tonight with cooled Jedi blood from the Temples of Light, and feast upon the spirit to your fill, only two twelve credits at your nearest convenient store.
*Munch. Munch. Munchmunchmunchmunchmunch.* Yeah, get me... another two? Oh, we're on air? Hello readers! Here I have a very interesting story of an alternate universe, given to me by none other than myself, from that universe. I guess even in the strange darkness and light spotted emptiness of space and time, I am always a reporter!
The following was given to me from myself, though keep in mind it was written TERRIBLY. Which is why, I give it here to my translator droid.
Hello, Jone! If you haven't heard of the new Not Retirement Home for the Elderly, I do consider investing in it soon! We have very soft beds, drinks, meals, and even a lovely James Joostic behind you can gaze down upon whenever your mind desire-
We excuse the interruption... Hopefully with word of the real [member="James Justice"] we can have some... clarification on just what exactly this message means, and how accurate it truly is.
Pew. Boom. Bang. Slap. Every weapon you could need, now conveniently flying through space and time. Introducing: The greatest weapon of all, coming to locations near you for only five credits a piece. GYROs! You haven't had satisfied until you've bit down on fresh lettuce, tomatoes, meat*, and a warm tortilla shell. Coming to places near you, for only five credits a piece.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5vz6iwV38U&ab_channel=jennifer95828
*Very loud biting and juice gushing sound.* I can't believe they give us this stuff just for ad- oh we're on air. Again. Ahem. Those sure sound delicious. Today's traffic report is... not available. News on this as it strolls past our window, flying aimlessly in space. Circling. Running out of air, in the worst place possible. The station of democracy. The boredom is killing us inside of the ship, if not for the few articles of content we have slipping past the ever opening tear in the space time continuum to give you entertainment to make up for the stories you read last night of - nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH5dS3PFPSA&ab_channel=JosyShuffles
An urgent report just came in! The Not Retirement Home for the Elderly is being under attack! Oh, the pain, the torture those elderly must be going through! I'm hearing word again: Oh dear goodness! They're being fed cold food and not getting their warm showers! It keeps on going... Someone just recently found their children would not visit until the late of the next three months! It also would appear someone had knocked over the Not portion of the - wait just a moment. Is this a retirement home? From what it would appear, and if everything is adding up correctly, this company is tricking the Elderly into a Retirement home! Oh, just how, oh HOW did they manage to fool them? At least the Not Retirement Home for the Elderly is safe, but keep in news for the Retirement Home for the Elderly!
This winter! Find yourself in a land of pure imagination, full of every child's deepest desires of sweet teeth. Mister Mischa is back in business, and here to deliver all of your sweet needs for surprises, parties, after war celebration, and even ration packs with a little extra! Come visit or order on the holonet at [member="Alfie Mischa"] . Holonet . net!
And now, to our featured guest.
[member="Safiriel Bane"]
https://youtu.be/e6WLO0_dMto?t=17s
Welcome, to Chaos!
Goooooooood decade, Chaos! Today we have a few stories that we'll spread over the show as I slowly eat these delicious salty crackers and sip only the finest of water we have in my personal radio station. This is to say it's the same as the rest of the water, since someone stole all our tea during our last... meeting with a few dark Joodi of sorts. I'm afraid to say we still have not completed repairs, so we must interrupt your program several times to bring you special announcements!
Cold. Crisp. Refreshing. Dine tonight with cooled Jedi blood from the Temples of Light, and feast upon the spirit to your fill, only two twelve credits at your nearest convenient store.
*Munch. Munch. Munchmunchmunchmunchmunch.* Yeah, get me... another two? Oh, we're on air? Hello readers! Here I have a very interesting story of an alternate universe, given to me by none other than myself, from that universe. I guess even in the strange darkness and light spotted emptiness of space and time, I am always a reporter!
The following was given to me from myself, though keep in mind it was written TERRIBLY. Which is why, I give it here to my translator droid.
Hello, Jone! If you haven't heard of the new Not Retirement Home for the Elderly, I do consider investing in it soon! We have very soft beds, drinks, meals, and even a lovely James Joostic behind you can gaze down upon whenever your mind desire-
We excuse the interruption... Hopefully with word of the real [member="James Justice"] we can have some... clarification on just what exactly this message means, and how accurate it truly is.
Pew. Boom. Bang. Slap. Every weapon you could need, now conveniently flying through space and time. Introducing: The greatest weapon of all, coming to locations near you for only five credits a piece. GYROs! You haven't had satisfied until you've bit down on fresh lettuce, tomatoes, meat*, and a warm tortilla shell. Coming to places near you, for only five credits a piece.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5vz6iwV38U&ab_channel=jennifer95828
*Very loud biting and juice gushing sound.* I can't believe they give us this stuff just for ad- oh we're on air. Again. Ahem. Those sure sound delicious. Today's traffic report is... not available. News on this as it strolls past our window, flying aimlessly in space. Circling. Running out of air, in the worst place possible. The station of democracy. The boredom is killing us inside of the ship, if not for the few articles of content we have slipping past the ever opening tear in the space time continuum to give you entertainment to make up for the stories you read last night of - nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH5dS3PFPSA&ab_channel=JosyShuffles
An urgent report just came in! The Not Retirement Home for the Elderly is being under attack! Oh, the pain, the torture those elderly must be going through! I'm hearing word again: Oh dear goodness! They're being fed cold food and not getting their warm showers! It keeps on going... Someone just recently found their children would not visit until the late of the next three months! It also would appear someone had knocked over the Not portion of the - wait just a moment. Is this a retirement home? From what it would appear, and if everything is adding up correctly, this company is tricking the Elderly into a Retirement home! Oh, just how, oh HOW did they manage to fool them? At least the Not Retirement Home for the Elderly is safe, but keep in news for the Retirement Home for the Elderly!
This winter! Find yourself in a land of pure imagination, full of every child's deepest desires of sweet teeth. Mister Mischa is back in business, and here to deliver all of your sweet needs for surprises, parties, after war celebration, and even ration packs with a little extra! Come visit or order on the holonet at [member="Alfie Mischa"] . Holonet . net!
And now, to our featured guest.
[member="Safiriel Bane"]