JanesBatter
Zenith of Bakers
Depression rots in every creature. How do you think you get rotten tomatoes?
Welcome to Chaos.
(WARNING: This is a pre-recorded message from the head counsel of Cake Bake Radio’s Group.)
(The following is from a young ten year old JanesBatter.)
H-hello readers, and welcome to my podcast! I have the most interestingest stories for you all today my mumblingkins! U-um… First, we have something about a city that disappeared, but the people in charge said it was never there! I think it’s silly, because dreams are likes these cities and *ship crash sound, scuttering sounds* sometimes dreams just disappear. Anyways the people who have claimed the city was once um… in… alive world, is now having a bounty on their head.
Oh can I have some? No? Okay. Hi again readers, we are just playing some music here in my awesome radio station. Daddy built it for me in the tree house. Except I’m not supposed to say where it is, even if it’s in the trees. Here lemme let you listen to some music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldyx3KHOFXw&ab_channel=HighFlyer186
SAFE IN MY SHIP! CAN LOCK ALL DOORS! NANANA! Do you readers like my singing text? I’m working on it really good.
Our next thingy is a peek into the future… Mister [member="Alfie Mischa"] has created the world’s most biggest candy factory! But it’s closed right now, probably because looking into the future is not allowed here. Even speaking about looking into the future is daggerous. Just don’t tell the door.
I really like mister Mischa because of his candy and he got me some cool goggles that I’ll wear until I’m a million! Oh! Readers this just in I cannot live to a million to latest studies from seven years from now! Aww! Oh well, I’ll wear them until I’m getting vanished into the endless time space war a few thousand years before and away from now.
New news from the local pirates who act all tough but we just make them feel good by giving them candy looking like gold, they have now really cool folds on their face. More to this as I see them running across my window screaming at everything.
Here we have one of my best friends, mister BatterJake. Hi mister BatterJake h-hi to the podcast!
“Hi… Um.”
“So did you bring us snacks today?”
“No I’m the baker remember?”
“Oh yeah, give us stories baker! I mean recipes.”
“So with this one… you see?”
“Yeah that looks yummy.”
“Well all it takes is a few credits and you give it to the many armed alien behind the counter and he transforms it.”
“Oh… You heard it here first! Credits make food!”
Well mister BatterJake is going to hide in the corner and pretend I don’t see him eating all the snacks AND GETTING OVER WEIGHT. Meanwhile more news on the pirates. It looks like they have greenish tones to their normally white faces, and… oh they’re lettuce heads! Lemme research! Here’s my daddy in the meantime!
Dad I just set it on auto text! That’s great, go play on your toys. So you’re asking for how much for an anti-matter gun? 25,000. I can’t do that, they’re worth at least 50. Come on man I can barely afford the fuel for these things. You’re paying 50 or higher or you’re getting the hell out of my store. Look can I at least get inaudible sounds interrupted the recording. Squealing inaudible sounds.
So I just got a message that my recorder broke readers. And it looks like we ran out of time today because space pirates are trying to take down my secret base in the tree. Until next time pilot readers! P S come get me and fly me away when I get my own helmet!
Jake? Jake please wake up. Jake it's over, I did the radio thing... Jake wake up. Jake...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVO8sUrs-Pw&ab_channel=Manres
(This concludes JanesBatter's rollback.)
Welcome to Chaos.
(WARNING: This is a pre-recorded message from the head counsel of Cake Bake Radio’s Group.)
(The following is from a young ten year old JanesBatter.)
H-hello readers, and welcome to my podcast! I have the most interestingest stories for you all today my mumblingkins! U-um… First, we have something about a city that disappeared, but the people in charge said it was never there! I think it’s silly, because dreams are likes these cities and *ship crash sound, scuttering sounds* sometimes dreams just disappear. Anyways the people who have claimed the city was once um… in… alive world, is now having a bounty on their head.
Oh can I have some? No? Okay. Hi again readers, we are just playing some music here in my awesome radio station. Daddy built it for me in the tree house. Except I’m not supposed to say where it is, even if it’s in the trees. Here lemme let you listen to some music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldyx3KHOFXw&ab_channel=HighFlyer186
SAFE IN MY SHIP! CAN LOCK ALL DOORS! NANANA! Do you readers like my singing text? I’m working on it really good.
Our next thingy is a peek into the future… Mister [member="Alfie Mischa"] has created the world’s most biggest candy factory! But it’s closed right now, probably because looking into the future is not allowed here. Even speaking about looking into the future is daggerous. Just don’t tell the door.
I really like mister Mischa because of his candy and he got me some cool goggles that I’ll wear until I’m a million! Oh! Readers this just in I cannot live to a million to latest studies from seven years from now! Aww! Oh well, I’ll wear them until I’m getting vanished into the endless time space war a few thousand years before and away from now.
New news from the local pirates who act all tough but we just make them feel good by giving them candy looking like gold, they have now really cool folds on their face. More to this as I see them running across my window screaming at everything.
Here we have one of my best friends, mister BatterJake. Hi mister BatterJake h-hi to the podcast!
“Hi… Um.”
“So did you bring us snacks today?”
“No I’m the baker remember?”
“Oh yeah, give us stories baker! I mean recipes.”
“So with this one… you see?”
“Yeah that looks yummy.”
“Well all it takes is a few credits and you give it to the many armed alien behind the counter and he transforms it.”
“Oh… You heard it here first! Credits make food!”
Well mister BatterJake is going to hide in the corner and pretend I don’t see him eating all the snacks AND GETTING OVER WEIGHT. Meanwhile more news on the pirates. It looks like they have greenish tones to their normally white faces, and… oh they’re lettuce heads! Lemme research! Here’s my daddy in the meantime!
Dad I just set it on auto text! That’s great, go play on your toys. So you’re asking for how much for an anti-matter gun? 25,000. I can’t do that, they’re worth at least 50. Come on man I can barely afford the fuel for these things. You’re paying 50 or higher or you’re getting the hell out of my store. Look can I at least get inaudible sounds interrupted the recording. Squealing inaudible sounds.
So I just got a message that my recorder broke readers. And it looks like we ran out of time today because space pirates are trying to take down my secret base in the tree. Until next time pilot readers! P S come get me and fly me away when I get my own helmet!
Jake? Jake please wake up. Jake it's over, I did the radio thing... Jake wake up. Jake...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVO8sUrs-Pw&ab_channel=Manres
(This concludes JanesBatter's rollback.)
