What a beautiful day

[Herr Vanderhing]

https://youtu.be/PAu4TajHYLk

It was a beautiful morning in the pastures of Deku Neimoidia. Vanderhing's B1 battledroids were patrolling out patrolling the yards of Vanderhing's mansion on the planet's surface looking at all the green grass, colorful flowers, beautiful tranquil still waters as the rising sun made it all glisten and sparkle just eloquently. The morning was perfect and all the Battledroids agreed. They were enjoying the patrol as if it were but a leisurely stroll through the fields, because for the most part it was.... Just a beautiful stroll through the pastures as the sun slowly grew higher and higher in the sky. Birds chirping, wind giving a slight breeze, water crinkling..... Just the most tranquil sight anyone could ever see

"It's such a beautiful morning" one patrolling droid announced

"I know!! I just love it!!" The second said falling bacwards into the lush green grass and rubbing his arms into it in comfort "Nothing could possibly ruin this day!!"

(OOC: this is gon' be a fun thread... I can tell )
[member="Middenface McNulty"]

 

[Middenface McNulty]

Admittedly Middenface was new to the X for hire aspect of his new would profession.
the jod was simple sneak in to this palace and steal droid factory plans. unfortunately middenface was now realizing that he was not a stealthy person.
and a 900 ton mass of metal did not sneak.
ducking his serpentine neck he at least mimicked an attempted at sneaking, still tank treads ripping up soft loam did not a ninja make.
and the loud ripping an roar of his gears didn't help either.
[member="Herr Vanderhing"]

 

[Herr Vanderhing]

The Battledroids all around the mansion enjoyed the peace and quiet. Everything still seemed tranquil until they began to hear an uproar of gears and saw the grass being torn apart. It didn't take the droids long to find the source, a massive behemoth of a machine. The droid that found it slowly looked it's head up, dropped its weapon and ran in the opposite direction screaming in terror but also raising the alarm of the other droids

"OH MY GOSH RUUUUUUUUN" the droid screached as a swarm of over a dozen other droids came to its aide firing blasts at the oversized behemoth

"Blast him!!"

"It's so big!!! We can't kill that thing!!!"

The droids began to fire and fire and fire waking Vanderhing up from his slumber. He opened the window of his compound wearing a nightgown and nightcap and began raising his fist and yelling at the droids

"IT'S FIVE IN THE MORNING!!! KEEP IT DOWN YOU STU-" He went on but stopped himself jaw-dropped and eyes widened at the large behemoth on his lawn

[member="Middenface McNulty"]

 

[Middenface McNulty]

How the hell did they find him?
Midden dropped the trees he had coated him self in.
" Damit Me was sure me was in stealth mode." midden cursed as alarms blaired all arrouned [member="Herr Vanderhing"] and his castle