Willard Jamaane
Sharp Dressed Vong
CEC - I'm well-off but I like to look blue-collar.
Mandal Hypernautics - I'm EXTREMELY well-off but I like to look blue-collar.
FOCIE - I have powerful friends. You're going to regret this.
Tenloss - My favorite food is the potato wedges at that one truck stop where my cousin got his ear bitten off.
Sasori - My house is completely full of collectibles.
Jast - I like duct tape. I really like duct tape.
Royal Naboo Shipyards - I'm a pacifist and I've strongly considered going vegan.
Mon Calamari Shipyards - My home has six deadbolts and an unclean aquarium.
Krasnie Drives - I tell the other middle-class white guys in the band that our sound needs to be more authentic and raw, but they never listen. Maybe they're immigrants.
Incom - I get regular STI testing and don't have a fixed address. I consider chips a major food group.
Teta - I live in my grandparents’ summer home when I'm not backpacking across the Inner Rim. Travel is so enlightening!
Rendili - Sometimes I catch myself swearing at people in dead languages, and smile.
Silk - I find most people boring, but I'm always willing to lend them classic books they should really have read by now.
Kiribi - I keep all my guns perfectly polished. You can touch them if you want.
MandalMotors - I have work boots older than you. There's a feminine silhouette on my mud flaps. I like chaw.
Raider Defense Industries - My mom says I need to take an anger management class or start paying rent.
Ne-Kal - My basement is full of coupons, guns, and discount canned goods.
Koensayr - I enjoy plaid shirts, game shows, baloney sandwiches, plain yogurt, and embarrassing my kids.
RingoVinda StarYards - So what if the label is misspelled? It's still couture.
Iron Crown - I overshare stories of my misspent youth. I was in a gang for a little while, you know. I even got a tattoo.
Firemane - Breakup rituals include a moving truck, a burn barrel, and Tatu on repeat.
Clan Rekali - I had emo hair before it was cool. While I'm out of town, can you feed my ferrets?
Mandal Hypernautics - I'm EXTREMELY well-off but I like to look blue-collar.
FOCIE - I have powerful friends. You're going to regret this.
Tenloss - My favorite food is the potato wedges at that one truck stop where my cousin got his ear bitten off.
Sasori - My house is completely full of collectibles.
Jast - I like duct tape. I really like duct tape.
Royal Naboo Shipyards - I'm a pacifist and I've strongly considered going vegan.
Mon Calamari Shipyards - My home has six deadbolts and an unclean aquarium.
Krasnie Drives - I tell the other middle-class white guys in the band that our sound needs to be more authentic and raw, but they never listen. Maybe they're immigrants.
Incom - I get regular STI testing and don't have a fixed address. I consider chips a major food group.
Teta - I live in my grandparents’ summer home when I'm not backpacking across the Inner Rim. Travel is so enlightening!
Rendili - Sometimes I catch myself swearing at people in dead languages, and smile.
Silk - I find most people boring, but I'm always willing to lend them classic books they should really have read by now.
Kiribi - I keep all my guns perfectly polished. You can touch them if you want.
MandalMotors - I have work boots older than you. There's a feminine silhouette on my mud flaps. I like chaw.
Raider Defense Industries - My mom says I need to take an anger management class or start paying rent.
Ne-Kal - My basement is full of coupons, guns, and discount canned goods.
Koensayr - I enjoy plaid shirts, game shows, baloney sandwiches, plain yogurt, and embarrassing my kids.
RingoVinda StarYards - So what if the label is misspelled? It's still couture.
Iron Crown - I overshare stories of my misspent youth. I was in a gang for a little while, you know. I even got a tattoo.
Firemane - Breakup rituals include a moving truck, a burn barrel, and Tatu on repeat.
Clan Rekali - I had emo hair before it was cool. While I'm out of town, can you feed my ferrets?
