Rexus Drath
Well-Known Member
Well this was it, this is how I die, looking up at a air speeder lane while some hobo steals my shoes. The last thing I owned was my shoes and now even those were gone, now how did I get into a situation where my apartment was blown up, my speeder repo'd, and I was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer without ever once ever smoking a cigarette. Well that really boils down to three simple words.
"Lifes A queen" Jack said directly to the reader.
So now that was addressed I was just laying there in the undercity depths, my feet were cold and my life continued to be in shambles. Id jump in front of a bus if I wasn't so afraid that he'd break and I'd end up in an agonizing body cast for a year. I can't slit my wrists because I'm afraid of blood. I can't hang myself because I never learned how to tie knots. Getting a blaster is out of the question, and even if I could find one I would have no idea how to operate it. God I'm pathetic, me and my stupid cold feet. Ha, double entendres.
"Hey nerf herder, give me your wallet." And there it was, another goon wanting my last few possessions.
Laying there on the cold ground next to the burning couch fire I sighed and reached into the pocket of my filth coveted khakis and pulled out my sad fake leather wallet. Force, even my wallet was pathetic. Without a fuss I handed the man my wallet and as he snatched it up a card fell out with a number etched on it. Quickly grabbing it there was a name for [member="Kerrick Ikon"] (Sereta) and suddenly there was hope, the chance that I wasn't going to die alone.
Standing up I limped my way over to a nearby pay phone and gave my last credit to dial the number. It rang for a moment then as I did with everything, I wussed out. I hung up and hung my head looking at the ground.
"Why do I suck so much?"
"Lifes A queen" Jack said directly to the reader.
So now that was addressed I was just laying there in the undercity depths, my feet were cold and my life continued to be in shambles. Id jump in front of a bus if I wasn't so afraid that he'd break and I'd end up in an agonizing body cast for a year. I can't slit my wrists because I'm afraid of blood. I can't hang myself because I never learned how to tie knots. Getting a blaster is out of the question, and even if I could find one I would have no idea how to operate it. God I'm pathetic, me and my stupid cold feet. Ha, double entendres.
"Hey nerf herder, give me your wallet." And there it was, another goon wanting my last few possessions.
Laying there on the cold ground next to the burning couch fire I sighed and reached into the pocket of my filth coveted khakis and pulled out my sad fake leather wallet. Force, even my wallet was pathetic. Without a fuss I handed the man my wallet and as he snatched it up a card fell out with a number etched on it. Quickly grabbing it there was a name for [member="Kerrick Ikon"] (Sereta) and suddenly there was hope, the chance that I wasn't going to die alone.
Standing up I limped my way over to a nearby pay phone and gave my last credit to dial the number. It rang for a moment then as I did with everything, I wussed out. I hung up and hung my head looking at the ground.
"Why do I suck so much?"