Renegade Rodian
MUUNILINIST
“And finally, to my third wife, Simone, I leave my collection of antique speeder-bikes and the vacation home on Kashyyyk” read the lawyer, finally folding back that page of the will so he could proceed on.
The third wife, Simone, wiped a tear from her eye. Of all the wives, she was most distraught by Arnhurst’s death. Visibly, anyway. Perhaps she was just crying tears of joy over the vacation home and the speeder-bikes, both of which were appraised for very high values. The two preceding wives were miffed at this development: their gains were comparatively small. Arnhurst’s fourth and final wife had died with him in the speeder crash. Aside from the three ex-wives, the only other attendants to the reading of Arnhurst’s will were his four children. Arnhurst had outlived both his brothers and his sister. No other family were included in the will.
Presently, his children were not at all upset about his death. They were angry. Angry that they were missing out on the speeder-bike collection and the vacation house. Where was the justice?
The lawyer continued on now. “As for the shares of my company, Nollick Extractions...”
There was a silent rolling of eyes. Of all the family assembled, no one enjoyed the prospect of owning Nollick Extractions. Arnhurst’s children each independently crossed their elongated, Muun fingers that the mess of selling it off wouldn’t fall to them.
“...I leave 25% of my shares each to Galenna, Galwyn, Gavin, and Ulthor, my children.”
If Arnhurst had been a more bitter and angry fellow in life, it would have been easy to say he did this explicitly to spite his offspring. But he wasn’t. He genuinely believed this would bring them closer together. Make them love each other, or so it went. In a way, it did, as they immediately pounced upon one another in great anger, blaming one another amidst furious wailing and gnashing of teeth. Of course, no arrangement was come to that day. Or the next day. Or any day after that.
Because they all hated one another that much. Galwyn ultimately decided that he did actually want to own the company and was prepared to take the shares. Yet since all his siblings hated him, they refused to sell them out of spite. They also refused to sell their shares to third parties, as the unspoken rule that had gotten into all of their heads was that whoever held onto their shares the longest would “win.”
Simone, meanwhile, had speeder-bikes to auction off and a vacation home to retire to.
“And finally, to my third wife, Simone, I leave my collection of antique speeder-bikes and the vacation home on Kashyyyk” read the lawyer, finally folding back that page of the will so he could proceed on.
The third wife, Simone, wiped a tear from her eye. Of all the wives, she was most distraught by Arnhurst’s death. Visibly, anyway. Perhaps she was just crying tears of joy over the vacation home and the speeder-bikes, both of which were appraised for very high values. The two preceding wives were miffed at this development: their gains were comparatively small. Arnhurst’s fourth and final wife had died with him in the speeder crash. Aside from the three ex-wives, the only other attendants to the reading of Arnhurst’s will were his four children. Arnhurst had outlived both his brothers and his sister. No other family were included in the will.
Presently, his children were not at all upset about his death. They were angry. Angry that they were missing out on the speeder-bike collection and the vacation house. Where was the justice?
The lawyer continued on now. “As for the shares of my company, Nollick Extractions...”
There was a silent rolling of eyes. Of all the family assembled, no one enjoyed the prospect of owning Nollick Extractions. Arnhurst’s children each independently crossed their elongated, Muun fingers that the mess of selling it off wouldn’t fall to them.
“...I leave 25% of my shares each to Galenna, Galwyn, Gavin, and Ulthor, my children.”
If Arnhurst had been a more bitter and angry fellow in life, it would have been easy to say he did this explicitly to spite his offspring. But he wasn’t. He genuinely believed this would bring them closer together. Make them love each other, or so it went. In a way, it did, as they immediately pounced upon one another in great anger, blaming one another amidst furious wailing and gnashing of teeth. Of course, no arrangement was come to that day. Or the next day. Or any day after that.
Because they all hated one another that much. Galwyn ultimately decided that he did actually want to own the company and was prepared to take the shares. Yet since all his siblings hated him, they refused to sell them out of spite. They also refused to sell their shares to third parties, as the unspoken rule that had gotten into all of their heads was that whoever held onto their shares the longest would “win.”
Simone, meanwhile, had speeder-bikes to auction off and a vacation home to retire to.