Scar-Faced Hag
Characters were sorted into tiers based on the number of votes they received - with the exception of Valery Noble, who once again outperformed all of us (it would be weird if she didn't tbh). If your name is up here and you're not cool with that, shoot me a DM and I'll be glad to take it down.
Congratulations to the winners, I think! Something something butt pun.
Grand Bootyslam:
Valery Noble
Tier 1:
Ala Quin
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Corazona von Ascania
(assuming all votes were bribes thx) |
Lily Decoria
Tier 2:
Kahlil Noble
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BB-610
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Kaila Irons
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Romi Jade
Tier 3:
Jenn Kryze
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Jonyna Si
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Rulonom Laborr
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Alicio Organa
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Matsu Ike
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Caltin Vanagor
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Briana Sal-Soren
Honorable Mentions:
Revna
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SID-10S "Sid"
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Nos Voros
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Amani Serys
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Teresa Zambrano | Darth Pellax
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Quintessa
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Darth Carnifex
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Gat Tambor
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Nathan Bloodscrawl
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Cato Harth
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Darth Empyrean
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Hanna Ike
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Allyson Locke
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Azurine Varek
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Taeli Raaf
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Iliana Röhr
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Amelia von Sorenn
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Danger Arceneau
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Kloshi
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Judah Dashiell
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Marcus Dinn
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Efret Farr
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Zark San Tekka
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Colette
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Gerwald Lechner
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Srina Talon
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Naedira Darcrath
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Ryana mina
Do what you will with this information.
- No.
- If you give my choices top place, I'll write an epic ode to the greatness of your rear end. All I ask is for a few extra 'votes' to make sure they clinch the title.
- Tickets to Galaxy's Edge
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- Shouldn't you be replying to Persephone? Yes, I also voted for myself.
- No, bribe yourself!
- A donut filled with trash
- 100 Cups of coffee. Just the measurement, cups/mugs not included.
- A year's free subscription to my exclusive my dog's photo club.
- I choose not to insult your pride with a petty bribe
- Bugs Bunny says...."No" XD
- A year's supply of trash, no strings attached.
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- No bribes today, but Racoon I'm holding you at gun point. This is Nick and you owe me 20 bucks. Wait nvm I found an Arby's coupon. That's the bribe. You still owe me 20.
- You may have access to the Dumpsters in my neighborhood that overfloweth. There are two dumpster corals on either side of the neighborhood and each holds three dumpsters.
- Oh I'll bribe ya' baby gurl! Just you wait! Also I need to be bribed as well. Also anyone who doesn't vote for Ran is blind and xenophobic.
- I have money
- Thelma will make you another pretty princess dress/jewelry/article of clothing if you accept deez votes
- I will gave you lifetime, unquestioned access to my bins, and daily twinkies.
- 100 UC
- hands you a note saying "Will not sue if you make a Cathar/Mando Lady Velvet story
- Valerie Noble onlysabers subscription card in mail. Trust.
- 3 custom submissions to the codex or factory of your choosing... mix and match applies...
- It's too late.
- I'll leave all the bakery trash cans unlocked for you to pilfer! Also: a choice of any gun you want ever!
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- I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face, you get sprung Wanna pull up tough 'cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearin' I'm hooked and I can't stop starin' Oh, baby, I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes (Me-me so horny) Oh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen 'em dancin', to hell with romancin' She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas (Yeah), Fellas (Yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah) Tell 'em to shake it (Shake it) Shake it (Shake it) Shake that healthy butt, baby got back
- A Royal Naboo LX-9 Luxury Landspeeder, bottle of Snapple, and half a sandwich
