Jack Sparrow
Captain
Greetings and salivations, my chaotic cohorts. Having just returned from a splendid and very profitable peregrination, I find myself suddenly lacking in pursuits both recreational and otherwise. Have you anything that might interest someone with a fine sense of taste, a splendiferous way with words, and a libido that could run a reasonably-sized starship? Well look no further. Simply post below and let's do things!
