Who wants to be in the next Chaos Podcast~?

[JanesBatter]

Hello everybody! I'm Jane, if you couldn't tell. Some of you may know me as that annoying Siri voice I used a few times on Discord to get people upset. If you don't, well then welcome! Today I'm looking for new stories, new ideas, and new content for everyone to enjoy! Well, those of the people who actually read it! So come on down to fun town and we can swiggity swoogy until we get all the booty. :3

 

[Darth Ophidia]

Try interviewing [member="Isamu Baelor"] on his vision for the future of the One Sith, perhaps with [member="Darth Vornskr"] in the room for some conservative opposition. Or better yet, you could gather statements from the entire Dark Council on the matter of replacing the Dark Lord of the Sith. I'm sure the galaxy is dying to hear about the newest evolution of their future overlords.

You could also scope the relaunch of the Ember of Vahl's Migrant Fleet as they set out on a quest to find and reclaim their lost home planet. Get an interview with The Sword of Vahl, [member="Lassiter"], unless you can get a hold of the Prophet, [member="Darth Isolda"] herself.

Also, I hear something is happening in the Primeval. If you hurry, you may get the exclusive.


Disclaimer: I do not represent any of the characters above. All statements are meant as suggestions and nothing else.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

A new Chaos podcast?

pls no

 

[Darth Prazutis]

There goes [member="Darth Ophidia"] Advertising for Vahl again!

 

[Darth Ophidia]

[member="Darth Prazutis"]

I have a soft spot

 

[Darth Carnifex]

I hear the Vahl smell funny.

[member="Darth Ophidia"]
[member="Darth Isolda"]

 

[Darth Prazutis]

They never wash the blood off of their cloaks

[member="Darth Vornskr"]
[member="Darth Isolda"]
[member="Darth Ophidia"]

 

[Nima Tann]

[member="Darth Prazutis"] [member="Darth Vornskr"] [member="Darth Ophidia"]

The Chaos Podcast: Sith Edition?

 

[Darth Prazutis]

[member="Nima Tann"]

The Sith Podcast: Schoolyard Bullies Edition.

 

[Darth Ophidia]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

Says the walking corpse.

[member="Darth Prazutis"]

Hey, bloodstains are never out of fashion.

[member="Nima Tann"]

It would be a mandatory broadcast throughout the One Sith Empire.

 

[JanesBatter]

[member="Darth Ophidia"] [member="Darth Prazutis"] [member="Nima Tann"] [member="Darth Ophidia"]

Y'all got me scared. I gotta follow this thread now. I thought I was all alone here in my cake bake station.

 

[Darth Ophidia]

[member="JanesBatter"]

The One Sith has as goal to take over everything in the Galaxy. That includes your podcast.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Submit or by subjugated to pointy instruments.

[member="JanesBatter"]

 

[JanesBatter]

[member="Darth Ophidia"] [member="Darth Vornskr"]
Well the podcast is already open for the script taking. Go ahead and take it over if you want, but keep in mind it's terribly unofficially officially unofficial.

 

[Darth Isolda]

I just want to show the Goddess some love.

 

[JanesBatter]

[member="Darth Isolda"]

Oh pfft me? Oh, not me? :3 Well do as you wish!