Win A Date With Keira Ticon!

[Miss Blonde]

Here you go guys the moment we've all been waiting for! Win a date with [member="Keira Ticon"] Jedi Master!

She's a built like a brick house and doesn't quit! Place your bid here!

Also there's some other thing but who really cares about that

 

[Geneviève Lasedri]

I bid the whole Republic and any confiscated Nazi gold I might find underneath my mattress.

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Geneviève Lasedri"]

We'll do anything for money at Spaarti! Anything!

 

[Ellie Mors]

I bid the whole Republic and any confiscated Nazi gold I might find underneath my mattress.

I will bid this woman's head.

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Verun Hans"]

Twenty bucks and we'll clone one for you.

 

[Matsu Ike]

If it was for charity I'd say it was worth it but I am not certain.... does she know you're selling her for a night/date?

[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Matsu Ike"]

All proceeds go directly to Spaarti's pocket and oocly the writer knows about it. And is cool with it

 

[Geneviève Lasedri]

c500,000??? For the hide????? You could nearly buy a star destroyer for that much.

 

[Ryn'Dhal]

I bid.... Uh.... umm....

Shoot... I don't really have much to offer....

My innocence and good intentions?

 

[Ryn'Dhal]

I bid.... Uh.... umm....

Shoot... I don't really have much to offer....

My innocence and good intentions?

.... I just re-read this.... awkward, are there takebacks?

 

[Artemis Vahl'Nyx]

*COMES CRASHING THROUGH THE WALL*
I bid my family's mansion, my half-sister/cousin/clone/unholy vessel of evil, my father's coat, my grandfather's crown, several Nyx family rings, tree fiddy credits, a stick, and my undying affection.
[member="Keira Ticon"] will be mine

EDIT: What do you mean I missed the auction?... Well, whatever, my offer still stands.
Call me up, babe.