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Xerox: Serving All Your Legal Needs

Hello, corporations of the galaxy and the individuals who make it work!

Capitalism is great, isn't it?

You're probably bathing in credits, aren't you? What if I said that you could be bathing in even more credits right now?

Do I have your attention yet? Of course I do.

For a paltry sum and a few baseline requirements, my law firm will do everything in our power to win any legal case that you find yourself in.

Want to sue another company? You got it. Want to sue another person? I'm your man. Need a killer defense for some corporate underhand methods you were *accused* of? I've got your back.

My job here is to make you even more credits. It would only be logical for you to hire me, wouldn't it?

Post here or send me a message if you're interested.

Requirements:
Credits (duh)
Two agreeing parties
An acceptable case

Remember, with me, your case is in the bag...or should I say, briefcase?

Cheers, Hugs and Kisses, XOXO
James Xerox
Attorney at Law
 

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