Lugus Porkins
100% NFU
1.You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2.Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
3.You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Budlight.
4.At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
5.You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
6.You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
7.You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
8.You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
9.The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
10.Wookies are offended by your B.O.
11.You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
12.You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
13.Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
14.You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
15.You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
16.Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
17.You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
18.You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
19.You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood deck.
20.You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.
21.The doors on your X-Wing are welded shut and you have to climb in through the windows.
22.You've used a light saber to trim your mustache.
23.The disturbance you detected in the Force was last night's baked beans.
24.The handle to your light saber is an old blaster rifle.
25.You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
