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#41
Sanya Val Lerium

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Darth Metus

I'd say grow some balls, but I will save you the effort and give you the ones I didn't want. Sure your used to hand me downs by now right?



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Valdus Bral

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Kaine Australis 

 

Despite what you do on SWRP, the most tactical decision as a leader that you have ever made is deciding which chin to grow your neckbeard on. 


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#43
Kaine Australis

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Valdus Bral Fix your signature, its distracting me from your B-grade burns. :P


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'It gives me strength to have somebody to fight for; I can never fight for myself, but for others, I can kill.'

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#44
Valdus Bral

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Kaine Australis You're just upset that Apollo 11 mistook your acne-scarred face for the moon.


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#45
Ryder Zeshatt

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Valdus Bral

 

How can you talk like that when you had a terrible role in The Last Jedi? You didn't have to give Luke that milk, you know.



#46
Kaine Australis

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Valdus Bral

 

I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.


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'It gives me strength to have somebody to fight for; I can never fight for myself, but for others, I can kill.'

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#47
Sanya Val Lerium

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Kaine Australis because your head is your ass with all this poodoo you be chatting



#48
Kaine Australis

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Sanya Val Lerium How do I block you in real life?


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'It gives me strength to have somebody to fight for; I can never fight for myself, but for others, I can kill.'

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Ryder Zeshatt

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Kaine Australis

 

Hm, so that means you have his head up your ass all the time? Interesting preferences.



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Sanya Val Lerium

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Kaine Australis Ryder Zeshatt

 

Well this person just roast blocked me so he's making more progress than you. As for you Ryder I've more balls to double roast, that's saying something because I had mine cut off .



#51
Kaine Australis

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Ryder Zeshatt I’d tell you how I really feel, but I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case.


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#52
Ryder Zeshatt

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Sanya Val Lerium 

 

If you had your balls cut off, why isn't this your new avatar?

 

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Kaine Australis

 

Oh, you don't need your middle fingers to express your clear disgust - your disgusting breath does it for you.



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Hailey Sosis

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Ryder Zeshatt at least he has a middle finger, heard you have one extra. 



#54
Ryder Zeshatt

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Hailey Sosis

 

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Me wondering why you thought that B-grade roast was going to hit home. Did those chemicals hurt your brain that badly, Harleen?



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Sanya Val Lerium

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Ryder Zeshatt

 

Says the one lowering their standards to a C grade. The only A you got was A for Acidentally adopted 



#56
Sanya Val Lerium

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Wait that was two A's my bad



#57
Greyanna Elvanshalee

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Sanya Val Lerium

If you're the standard, we should spay and neuter the rest of Mandalorians as well...

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Xrgggnka

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Your perfume does that all by itself.

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Xrgggnka

 

You look like at one point in your life you had to take an angry dog off your Mother just so you could have a go at doing her yourself.



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Greyanna Elvanshalee

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Ella Nova

And then the rancor looks at Ella and says.....Mom.

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