A Day In Escher (Hijinks)

[Hijinks]

Bet I can ruin that pretty quickly by just running around without a shirt on...​

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Kitten-Jink leapt off Yuuthayn's shoulder and into the air, putting his paws over his eyes.​

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Alright... You've got thirty seconds before I come find you.​

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[Yuuthayn Di'cantos]

I grinned, using the Force to suddenly speed off ahead of Jink. I picked the first door I could find... And fell into a swamp. Well, could be worse. I picked myself up and quickly disappeared into the hanging-moss-covered trees. Finding an excellent place, I shifted my scales until they were the perfect camouflage and waited.​

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[Hijinks]

Although it was a game, Jink felt a little bit excited at the thought of finding and chasing his... damn, was she his girlfriend, or what? Who cared? She was sexy, and she was letting him go at his own pace. That wasn't love, or not the way he normally thought about it. But he definitely wanted to run his hands all over Yuuthayn and hold onto her in a kind of non-sexual way.​

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The purple floating kitten pulled his paws away from his eyes and ran towards the door he'd heard Yuuthayn go into. What the hell was a swamp doing in here?​

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Y'know, when I find you, I'm going to rub this adorable kitty body over your neck until you meow...​

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[Yuuthayn Di'cantos]

I kept silent, staying as still as a statue where I was. I had been an assassin and a stalker for most of my life. I knew how to be invisible, even when someone was staring right at me. Just to make absolutely sure that Jink wouldn't cheat, I even masked my Force signature so he couldn't track it. I wasn't going to even try to go easy on him.​

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[Hijinks]

Jink blinked as he sensed Yuuthayn's presence go away. He was so surprised, he fell out of the air onto what felt like a rock... It was round, and kind of solid... but... squishy? Swamp water did sometimes do strange things to rocks. He patted down the rock like a cat patting down its bed for a nap. Strange, soft, slightly scaly, rock.​

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Well, y'know what... Maybe if I rest here long enough, my eyes will become accustomed...​

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[Yuuthayn Di'cantos]

I didn't flinch as Jink suddenly landed on top of me. I remained perfectly still, perfectly quiet. I even held my breath. Obviously I couldn't keep that up forever, but maybe it would be just long enough for him to move on.​

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[Hijinks]

Jink finally thought he saw Yuuthayn... Was she in that tree over there? But, when he stepped from his rather squishy rock, onto another rock, he noticed a vast difference. He leapt back onto the squishy rock, and began pawing around on it. He bounced up and down on the rock, and then finally decided something was wrong.​

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The purple kitty walked away from his squishy rock, and found himself walking down and up a slope-y area. He came to a harder piece of rock with a ditch... And then licked Yuuthayn's neck as slowly as he could.​

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Y'know, babe... Next time I'm bouncing on your butt, tell me?​

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He rolled off next to her and turned into his normal form.​

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"Y'know, I think I have a thing for you in scales. Blue is dangerously sexy on you, but swamp-green is hot, too."​

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[Yuuthayn Di'cantos]

DAMMIT! ​

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I could feel my body shudder and lose it's camo the minute Jink's tongue touched my neck.​

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"If I could, I would've been an actual rock or tree or something. But I can only change into things that are relatively humanoid. Well, except for Hutts. I can imitate them pretty well so long as I don't have to move."​

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[Hijinks]

Jink smiled as he wrapped his arms around Yuuthayn, not even caring that they were in a puddle of swampy mud.​

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"You made a very sexy, squishy, swamp rock. It was only my cat-like desire for a soft place to rest that made me find you."​

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The purple cat-man's hand found its way down to the 'soft place to rest' and made itself comfortable. He leaned in and kissed her, still not bothered that rolling around in mud would be... muddy.​

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I hope you didn't think that playing games with me would be rewarded by anything other than making out now, and dinner later.​

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[Yuuthayn Di'cantos]

I rolled my eyes at Jink. Who knew such a cheesy statement could actually make him more attractive?​

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Don't tell me the game's over. I still have to find you, remember?​

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As he leaned in to kiss me, I grabbed a ball of mud and rubbed it on his cheek.​

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[Hijinks]

As Jink's lips reached Yuuthayn's, he felt her hand push mud onto his face.​

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Is it bad that you putting mud on me actually makes me want to kiss you more?​

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[Yuuthayn Di'cantos]

Careful there, kitty cat. I might have to break out the spritzer. ​

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I grinned at Jink as I stood up, shaking the mud off of my hand. Well, I'd have to bathe later, but I was still wanting to play the game. What? I haven't played an actual game in years! ​

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[Hijinks]

Or I could take a shower with you, later. Spritzer is for bad kitties.​

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Jink pulled out of the kiss and let go of Yuuthayn, suddenly rocketing away through the air. No matter how much he wanted to make out with the hot scaly blue woman, he still wanted to play, too. He turned back into the cat form and pranced off towards what looked like a bunch of oddly-shaped trees.​

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Catch me if you can, darlin'.​

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[Yuuthayn Di'cantos]

"A cheating kitty is a bad kitty!"​

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I called after Jink as he rocketed into the swampy woods. I climbed out of the mud-hole we'd been in and started looking.​

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[Hijinks]

I didn't cheat. I just said something sexy and then ran off.​

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Jink leapt into a tree, then into another one, and then another. He was more comfortable in these trees than anybody else in the universe, although they'd been in a completely different room the last time he'd checked.​

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[Yuuthayn Di'cantos]

Dammit! How'd I lose sight of him so quickly? I scanned the branches of every tree I passed. He's probably being something totally obvious right now, and I'm just too stupid to notice.... Wait. What was that? For just a second, I saw a tail.​

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You flew away. I can't fly. UNFAIR ADVANTAGE. Case closed!​

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[Hijinks]

Jink's tail twitched away in the tree as he silently laughed. If he'd really wanted to, he could've dropped down onto Yuuthayn, but he waited until she passed him before he silently floated down and slipped his arms around her waist.​

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"Caught you, love."​

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