I had had rude awakenings before. A monster dog in my bed trying to eat me, that was scary. I had been slapped awake by a fellow agent of mine years ago, when I had blacked out from the pain of a wound, and we needed to keep moving. I had been woken up with a lightsaber in my face as I was strapped down to a table. That was actually where I lost my left arm and right eye. I had gotten cybernetic replacements, but I still got a little twitchy seeing a saber. So I've had bad times waking up. But the cold rigid steel of a blaster beating me across the face ranked pretty high.
I blinked my eyes open to find myself in an ancient wooden chair, tied to it by chains of all things. The man who had swung my own blaster across my face, trust me I knew it just by how it felt, was six feet, maybe six feet two, with short blond hair and a face like a hatchet, only less kind. He had hands like shovels and shoulders like a gamorrean's gut, cut clean and rippling with muscle. A light, the only one in the room, stabbed me in the eyes as it illuminated me.
"So," The blonde man said.
"About paying a tribute to your boss. How bout I send her your head? I think she'd like that." he nodded to himself, slowly walking around me. I couldn't help but laugh a full, rich belly laugh. I tasted blood, my lip or maybe my gums had been torn.
"What's so funny, huh?!" The blonde man raised his voice.
"Really?" I asked between the laughter.
"You hit me with a stun blast, then you ask me if you want to send my head back?" I shook my head.
"No, you haven't done anything more than tie me up and intimidate me because you know what will happen if you kill me. You know she'd take a single shot from an orbiting starship and take you all out." Ivory didn't have a starship waiting in the sky, but these bantha dung piles didn't know that.
"Or she'd just send her Monster in here. She's always looking for ways for him to sate himself. You must have heard what he did to the Zero Gang on Denon?"
The blond man looked at someone I couldn't see.
"See," I continued,
"He tore their throats out with his teeth. A real crazy bastard if you ask me. But really, you got three options."
The blond man looked back at me, scoffing. but I knew he was holding up an act, there was an portion of tension and wariness in his body.
"Oh yeah? And what are those three options, tough guy?"
"You let me go and pay The Donna her tribute, and you get to continue to operate on the fringes of her territory. That's the first option." I spat out some blood that pooled in my mouth. On the ground, not him.
"Second option is you kill me, and you all die as a result." The blond man threw his fist into my stomach. He hit like a truck, and the chair creaked from the impact, even absorbed through my body. I grunted and coughed in pain. It took me a minute or so to get my breath back. I heard the chuckles of maybe a dozen men, all standing in the darkness.
"The third," I choked out and gasped for air before continuing,
"Is I get my workout in for the day, and I take the tribute." There was a lot of blood in my mouth, but I was focused on breathing. I felt as if I took the time to spit the blood and not breathe I'd pass out.
The blond hatchet man responded by snarling and put the barrel of my blaster against my forehead. The man was doing the smart thing, I could tell from his body posture. The way his face tightened, his forearm flexed, his grip tightening on the handle. He was about to shoot me dead, no talk and no preamble. As bad as wakeups had gone, I hadn't been in much worse situations than a man with a gun and was smart about using it.
I had timed it just right, jerking my head out of the way as the blaster bolt soared past me, singing the tiny hairs on the skin of my cheek. I spat the blood in my mouth at his face, leaned forward and pinned the blaster between my head and shoulder. The blaster's steel cut into my skin I held on so hard, and I shoved back hard with my legs. The idiot didn't let go of the gun.
I fell backwards and hit the cold concrete floor. He fell more or less ontop of me, but the old battered and weathered chair couldn't take the force of slamming into the ground and both men falling on it. It shattered, and the chains holding my arms down loosened. The blaster fell from his grip as we landed, scattering a few feet above my head. The chains were loose, but I pulled my arm and hand out so fast I lost some skin on the way up. I jabbed him in the throat, causing him to choke and sputter. With my left robotic hand I had no trouble pulling free from the chains and reached for the blaster. But I didn't shoot the man. His friends undoubtedly had weapons, and as soon as their friend got clear, or died, they would open fire on me.
I aimed for the single light in the room, and blew it to sparks and shards of hot glass. With the light of the blaster bolt soaring up, even with as quick as it was, I saw the dim shadowy forms of the men. There was the lowest part of the room that I was laying down on, and as the room moved away from me there were higher levels and stairs. Maybe this had once housed computer terminals and the wall behind me, now above my head, might have displayed some large screen or projection. Now it was barren, except for me and dead men.
The blond man slugged me in the darkness, he was still ontop of me. I grunted, but I had been hit in the head more times than I could count. And it wasn't a factor of my ability to count to high numbers being impacted by the amount of times I had been hit in the head. Both my hands were free, and my legs. I pushed off hard with my right leg, rolling us both over. He hadn't gotten a stable position yet, and once I was on top my metal arm crushed his nose down into his skull, and my bone arm crushed his trachea. With those injuries he'd drown in his own blood in a minute or two. The chains around me fell around my feet and I stepped out of them.
I assume that none of the men had opened fired because they weren't sure who's bones cracking and muffled chokings they heard, mine or their friend's. Him being here was just about my only cover, that and the darkness. But all that was blown to hell when some wise guy turned the rest of the rooms lights on. They saw me standing there, blaster in my hands, their friend choking on his own broken throat and blood all over his face. They didn't take too kindly to that.
I had been in a lot of rooms with lots of guns. I have had countless blasters fired at me. But being surrounded, freshly lit, without cover and any reason for them not to shoot me dead was pretty much a death sentence. It was a good thing that my eyes had more or less adjusted to the bright light centered on me. None of these men's eyes did. It only bought me a second, maybe two, but it was enough. My robotic eye doesn't just let me see, it does math like a supercomputer, giving me results based on my desires. It also hooked up to my arm. I'm an excellent marksmen, but having a computer guided aiming system wasn't bad to have. Especially when you only had a second headstart on a dozen men with guns.
I dodged right, my left arm snapping up with the blaster to aim for a man on my left with a rifle. The eye's computer calculated trajectories, timing and movement. That coupled with my own decades of experience landed my first shot into the man's head. I rolled on the ground, blaster bolts firing all around me as I closed on the man on my right. My left arm jabbed forward, the hard steel of the blaster's barrel cracking bones in his hand, stopping him from moving his trigger finger. My right hand grabbed the barrel of his rifle, and twisted my body. As he fought to keep hold of his weapon he twisted with me and turned into my shield. Blaster bolts from ten of his friends cooked his back, and he released his grip on the rifle as he died. My left arm poked out from under his armpit and began moving down the line like a machine, putting one or two rounds in each gangster before moving on to the next one.
I got four down before one man ran up and pulled my shield, his dead comrade, down and shoved his blaster in my face. My left arm moved and wrapped around his arm, crushing it like a vice and twisting awkwardly. His elbow bent the wrong way, and again I moved my face out of the way of the blaster bolt just in time. He was retreating as I raised his dead friends rifle in my right hand and shot him, falling backwards onto his back. My cover was gone.
Five men left in the room, and I let the computer and my instincts take over. Seeing the way they handled their guns, their stances, the rate that they fired, their discipline in handling such weapons effectively and the direction the barrels were pointed, I calculated and found where the bolts they fired were going to travel. I moved, twisted, knelt and then stood, firing the whole time. It wasn't orthodox, it wasn't the precise stances of a soldier. It was the quick movements of someone who knew where every bolt would land, and got out of their way. But for all that math, it didn't reflect reality completely. It was percentages, chances, and even with my eye's computer working faster than my own perception, my reaction time had to be fast enough to move out of a blaster's trajectory after it left the barrel at a point I had not predicted. Those things travel fast, and it only had to travel ten feet, three inches and seven point four millimeters. I wasn't fast enough.
A blaster bolt struck my leg and I felt fire race up my nerves and drive me to my knees. I was able to dodge the next shot, but not the third as it hit my right shoulder, freezing my arm in pain. My left arm flew up and shot the last man, though the bolt hit him in the hip. Three more rapid shots had him on the ground.
And then it was just me and dead men again. I groaned in pain as I knelt on the floor, feeling my skin and flesh burning from the heat of the blasts. But I had to get out. This was a small gang, but they had more than twelve men. Though it made my vision go
mostly red, I stood and began moving. My right arm wasn't responsive, karkbag must have hit a nerve. I spat out more blood and took the cuff of my sleeve in my teeth, holding my arm close to my body. My shot leg wanted to buckle but I pushed it to go up one stair after another. Footsteps came running up to the door I headed for. It opened.
Some Togruta kid, maybe mid teens, shouted as she walked through.
"You guys ok- HOLY SH-" I wasn't going to shoot a kid, especially not a girl. I rammed my body against her, and she wasn't ready for it. She fell back into the wall and crumpled to the floor, crying in sudden shock and pain. Sad for her, but she'd shoot me if I gave her the chance. I had to keep moving. I shut the door behind me using the barrel of my gun to push a button, then shot the panel to lock it closed. I had entered what must have been this gang's living room, complete with a powered fire stove in the middle of the room of this abandoned building, chairs surrounding it and makeshift counters made from debris, leftover construction equipment, and some actual counter tops.
Eight more men came out of doorways, guns at the ready. My arm raised and quick as a bantha whip I cracked shots and got five of them before the remaining three opened fire. I groaned in pain before leaping, or rather directed my fall, behind a counter. From this angle as he came around I shot a man's leg out from under him before shooting him in the head. The other two opened fire on the counter, wood splinters flying and getting lit on fire from the heat of the blasts. I looked up behind me, at the light from the blast bolts reflected on the walls and ceiling. Using the inverse square law for dissipating light and blaster fire light blooms, I located roughly where one of them was standing. The other was moving around to get a good shot at me. I thought about it for a moment more, then my left arm poked around the corner, blaster upside down, and fire twice. The stationary man cried in pain and crumpled to the floor. I moved around the corner of the counter as his friend came withing view, blaster bolts already soaring my way. I felt my clothes burn along my back.
The man cursed and called his friends names, who didn't respond. I moved, more limped really, as quietly as I could to the middle of the counter, breathing hard through my nose as I still held my right arm up with my teeth. With a pained groan that threatened to
make me blackout, I shot to my feet, catching the man as he advanced towards the end of the counter, crouched slightly. I put two in his back just as he was whipping around. His blaster fired and it hit me square in the chest. I screamed in pain, muffled by my shirt sleeve, and fell down on my back. I hadn't worn my armored business wear, hadn't gotten any yet. But I did have a simple flexible plate over my torso that did it's best to disperse energy weapons. It may have stopped it from killing me, but it still burned hot and the impact still registered.
I looked around. The place was quiet aside from the teenage girl's traumatized cryings and banging on the door. Hard times and fear make you enter a gang like this, and these people were her friends and family. I had just gunned them all down. I layed there, breathing heavy for a minute or so before groaning in more pain and got to my feet. Well I got to one knee. Then after some more heavy breathing I got on my other knee. Then a foot, and then another. Then I could start walking.
I found an office room of some sorts. No one was inside. I didn't know where the boss was, or if in the speed of combat I had killed him. There was a briefcase on his desk. A quick peak inside showed credits. A lot of them. I grabbed some handcuffs on the desk, they looked CSF issue, and cuffed the briefcase to my limp right wrist. My arm had started working again slightly, just a little to tense the muscles.
The counter that I had hid behind was in up in flames now, and I left it to burn the rest of the place that wasn't concrete and durasteel. Ivory had better be happy with me. One annoying gang down, one tribute paid, and all I needed was new clothes and a bacta bath.
Just another day.