Apex Serial Killer
Location: My Misery
Objective: 3 (Killing Shrines...and eating Monks)
Gear: Staff of the Damned / Talisman of the Witch / Magical Gems / Bow of Immolation / Hilt
Familiar: Archimedes
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Objective: 3 (Killing Shrines...and eating Monks)
Gear: Staff of the Damned / Talisman of the Witch / Magical Gems / Bow of Immolation / Hilt
Familiar: Archimedes
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"Archie," my voice bellowed in a tone of absolution, that my feathered little fiend could only understand with responsive chirps and flapping wings understood wisely to strike into the sky. There was a purpose of our haunt today. To remove me from my coffin, tomb, or lab: all labeled as one entity took a very meticulous comfort to draw me forth. The idea of destroying a religious Jedi shrine held no stake in my heart. Eating good natured monks once again could not convince said stake to strike home. However, there was something believed to be held amongst the catacombs of the shrine that did hold interest to me. A book of spells.
But a book that was not cherished, one of that needed destruction. Allow me to explain. I'm a slave to the Sith ideology surrounding the Dark Arts: Necromancy, Alchemy, and etc etc. And, yet to my astonishments, these pauper monks discoverd a way to eradict my belief system. To drop the mic: they found a way to actully kill or nulify Sith Alchemy! And that dear readers, cannot fall into the hands of anyone but mine. Now, I'm sure I don't have to explain the book's judgment when that book reaches it's holy bindings into my unholy hands. I've killed so many in my time: yes, call me a serial killer if you shall....and yes, to the unbrided mind; there is a difference between mass murder and seriel killer. If you think I'm wrong; please, dear reader: leave your door unlocked and I'll be glad to show you the difference with dripping wetness. I am THAT serial killer!
And as Archie took to the caustic skies, with clouds resembling death shrouds waiting to fall upon the land: now I laugh here, cause to me, that falls into my heart of one of the greatest's visions my dead eyes will ever stagger upon. To watch a whole land rot, decay, and fall into extinction from one fell series of clouds is well, the closets I'll ever get to understanding what these mortals come to understand as: religion. And I cried, with hysterical and Psilocybin laughs. These poor sods.... I'm going to murder them by using their names in reverse alphabetically order: So please step-up monks whose name starts with Z: I promise I'll kill you quick and with guarded passion. And one more time, I mentally laugh: I never kept a promise.
Should Have Never Written That Book
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