A meeting on illum

[Donalia Elizabeth]

Yes

 

[Scherezade deWinter]

Cuddles can't claw my face because that is godmoding. RTFM.

[member="Okuro_Ishimoto"] Me too ♥

 

[Okuro_Ishimoto]

Mr. Fuzzykins sits on Cuddles, crushing him to death

 

[Donalia Elizabeth]

You wouldn’t be able to get on him

 

[Scherezade deWinter]

I throw a tea party in a bunker. Everyone is invited. Cuddles cannot attend because the door is too small for him to pass through.

 

[Okuro_Ishimoto]

I open a hole big enough for Mr. Fuzzykins, who is about five tmes the size of a Rancor, and let him in before closing the hole

 

[Scherezade deWinter]

I realize I don't even like tea.

 

[Donalia Elizabeth]

*Cuddles bursts through the wall like the coolade man and then slowly backs out*

 

[Okuro_Ishimoto]

I do too, and swap my tea with hard liquor

 

[Gray Raxis]

Would stop trolling the new person? It is unbecoming.

 

[Donalia Elizabeth]

Cuddles reenters and sits on a couch but the couch collapses under his weight

 

[Scherezade deWinter]

When cuddle bursts through, a hole in the air rips above his head and dumps a vat of gasoline on him. When he tries to leave, the floor turns to lava. Cuddles is now a well done steak.


I decide I want hard liquor too. Where's the vodka?

 

[Okuro_Ishimoto]

Nah.

 

[Okuro_Ishimoto]

I give Sherezade a bottle, chugging one of my own

 

[Scherezade deWinter]

CHUG
CHUG
CHUG
CHUG
CHUG
CHUG

 

[Okuro_Ishimoto]

I finish the bottle and shatter it over my own head

 

[Donalia Elizabeth]

Rancor hide is flame retardant and therefore he’d be fine

 

[Scherezade deWinter]

Lava is hotter than mere fire. Rancors can't survive lava.

 

[Okuro_Ishimoto]

O O F

 

[Donalia Elizabeth]

I have no time of this trolling get off my thread