Ho ho ho, here's a drink
As Tel Taro, chef:
A little this. A little that. Sprinkle some of this. Arrange just so. Clean up the plate just a little. And... presto! One... what was it he was supposed to be making again? Oh well. What "it" was, "it" was gorgeous. Roasted cojayav and daro root carefully brined and cooked in citrus to render out the fat and, after draining, turning said fat and citrus mixture into a reduction with a little of this weird Shtööhb stuff and a touch of granulated starch to thicken into a glaze. Ooou! It looked and smelled so good he could just eat the whole thing u...
"Tel!"
The Ortolan jumped, startled from his mouth-watering desire by a sharp and somehow familiar voice. "Oou, Odri," he said, turning to see the girl standing there with her hands on her hips. When did she get here? Was she always there? "I was just about to have some of this thing I made! Want to share?"
"You were supposed to make cojayav wings for a client," the girl replied, hands still on hips.
Tel wasn't sure what hands-on-hips meant. And he certainly couldn't understand her tone or the look on her face. Why were humans so complicated? "I did. I think. Didn't I? Was that what I was supposed to do?" Tel looked around him at the mess he had made cooking. There was always a mess. He'd clean it up. He always cleaned up after himself. And ate the scraps, of course.
Odri shook her head. "You're lucky people are mostly here for the beer and not the food tonight. They'll all be drunk enough they probably can't even tell they're getting the wrong order." She took the plate from in front of the Ortolan chef, briefly sniffed it, smiled, and then placed it out of reach in the serving window. Tel started to prtest but Odri cut him off. "You're also lucky your food is so damn good or you'd have been fired a long time ago. Now help me with these orders!"
The girl ran off to tend something she was preparing on the grill. Next to her, the big Herglic Koop busted from one plate of food to the next, working like clockwork. Tel was momentarily mystified by the work of the big fish before feeling inspired to make something too. He looked at the datapad scrolling the couple of orders pending. Tasty. Tasty. Yep, that was tasty too. Oou! Yeah! An order of fried gapanga chips! That was what he would make next. He scrambled around grabbing ingredients.
First the fruit. Slice it up thin and even. Dredge in flour. Drop in the frier. Then the sauce. More fruit. Different fruit. What kind of fruit would go good with chips? Aren't the chips already a fruit? What about a vegetable sauce. Yeah! Sweet or hearty? Hmm. Well, I haven't eaten in fifteen minutes so I need an appetizer. Sweet gets the palate going. These Brekka beets are sweet. Blanche them to retain color. Boil to soften. Take out the chips and let them cool. So many! Oooou, those will be so tasty! Blend beets with some fresh mint and salt and a few other herbs to taste. Get it to the right consistency. Thin with a touch of sweetwater. Drizzle over chips and...
"Oou! Hi, Daiya !" Tel said as he finished off the plate and the young human girl rounded the corner into Tel's nook of the kitchen. "Look what I made! Why did I make this again? Ooou, don't they look so tasty? Want to share?"
From elsewhere in the kitchen, a shout came from Odri. Tel was too focused on the chips to notice. "Daiya! Make him put those in the window before he eats... whatever it is he made!"
Brie Jaxx
Should you want to interact with any of my NPCs, you are welcome to use them on your own. If you'd prefer the proprietor's spin on them, just send me a tag and I'll be happy to provide.
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