Objective III
Filter Out Nationalists
"I am not kidding! I actually owned a pod racer when I was younger. I fixed it up with my own bare hands!"
The Sullustan was growing a bit of a crowd in the corner, almost sounding like an older pod racer as a few of the children had somewhat gathered around him, sitting in almost awe as he sat on a stool with a bit of Ale in his hand. Somehow he had drank enough to loosen his lips on an old tale when he was an Inquistor, having brought back pieces of a Pod Racer to reassemble by hand. Though in true Tusken fashion of old, he would recount the story truthfully and honestly though he omitted bits of his past to at least the children. A few adults crowded to, Vulptereens being rather small for a species made the Sullustan feel more confident to, generally being shorter than everyone else.
"Ah yes...I found it in pieces during a raid against the Rorgungans. Gungans were these large eared people, generally very polite and not violent. But these...Rorgungans migrated towards the moon known as Rori, calling themselves...Rorgungans. with the two mashed together. Anyway, we had to fight literally through one of their hunting grounds, blaster shots raining all over the place then myself, still young in my prime, charging forward with a rifle. Each time one of them came up, I raised my rifle like this and then hit them on the head. BONK! Then came another one...BONK! Then another! BONK!"
He would raise his arms up when making those sounds, it was ridiculous as he held nothing though playfully looked like to bonk one of the children as they laughed with a few adults knowing the other meaning. He did not want to say out loud that he had killed them so he made it sound nonviolent, for the truth was much worse. As the Sullustan laughed a little, seeming to enjoy himself, he kept going on the story.
"So, after many shots...and BONKS later. We emerge victorious over the evil Rorgungans and made the moon safe for fishing! Now, here was the interesting part. We go near the back and there are all these nice swoop bikes. We are talking turbos, advanced gliding technology to sail over cliffs and weapons on them that would curl your toes! But in the corner, there it was, in pieces! A G.P.E Three One Three Zero Pod Racer! How did I know? Easy, ever seen engines this big before?"
Taking out his datapad, it would almost look ancient in design as it had many symbols over it. After a few moments flicking through a folder, he would activate it as there was a projection of a photo coming out of the datapad that showed a few soldiers in grayish green armor leaning on the pod racer. On top of the Pod Racers cockpit, sat the Sullustan with a smirk and his rifle over his shoulder. The story was real as a few people would lean in as the people in armor probably would not be recognized at all, being of old Galactic Empire armor around his time. As the images were projected, the Sullustan would dart his eyes around a bit seriously, looking around for any adults that seem to be...out of it, looking for signs like the old days. Looking quickly back down, he smiled as he would flip to another image that someone took of the Sullustan upside down in one of the two engine turbines.
"Well after some convincing from me and the boys, we got that sucker pulled into base and we began to work on it! By me and the boys...I mean me since they got to busy. Getting manuals, I poured myself into it and began to test all the components. What you are seeing is the right engine turbine as it was jammed up...so naturally I climbed into it and got stuck."
He would swipe to another holoprojection photo as it would show three people. Two of them were a human and a bothan attempting to pull the Sullustan out of his predicament as his clothing was hung on something. People were laughing as the Sullustan rolled his eyes as he pointed at people in the picture as there was also a human on the floor, holding his stomach.
"Poor guys had to pull me out...except my Commander. He is on the floor, laughing his head off seeing me getting stuck. You know what was the worst part?"
Flicking to another set of images, then the Bothan was in the engine turbine to as people roared in laughter as now the Sullustan and the Human were trying to pull them out with a female human looking to the side. Her hand covered her face in a facepalm, in robes as the human male on the floor from earlier was now leaning on the turbine, his fist balled and hitting the side of it.
"After they got me out, my pal got stuck in there leaning backwards on it! I tell you, nothing was going right on this project and it kept happening. I lost tools in this thing, I shocked myself trying to turn it on and yes to those mechanics nodding in the back, the engines kept blowing the wrong way. How that works, I don't know but putting new vents made them work. Anyway, after months of working on this...we got it working!"
Swiping to the next picture, it showed the Sullustan in the most ridiculous outfit, having goggles, a weird flight hat as he looked ready to go through an old style air fight with an open cockpit. He even had a scarf as they chuckled a bit in the background but he was leaning on now a powered on, working GPE-1310. It even had video this time, showing the Sullustan giving a thumbs up as he climbed onto it, testing the controls as it actually moved.
"It was the greatest feeling of my life. I drove swoop bikes but a pod racer? Yeah, it was the thrill of a life time! Taking it out, doing circles in it, speeding off through the swamps of Rori. It was incredible!...Then I crashed."
The next picture showed the pod racer in ruins as there was a loud groan through the crowd. Sullustan was not in view this time, apparently having to be the one who held the datapad this time. The GPE-1310 had ran itself straight into a small hillside as it apparently did not redirect correctly and clipped the bottom of the oversized engines, destroying them into pieces with the cockpit laying on top of the hillside unharmed.
"A thrill of a lifetime...for two minutes. I broke it in two minutes! Stop laughing! This was awful! I drove it for two minutes and because it was not calibrated right, I crashed into a hill but thankfully was unharmed. I had to walk ten minutes back to base as the other guys wanted to try it out...and had to tell them where it crashed. They were so mad but to be fair, I was the one who fixed it and after a week...we found our new use for those busted up engines."
The next picture would show up on the holopad as it showed two Humans, the Sullustan, the Bothan along with a Twi'lek sitting in what appeared to be part of the engine compartment. The adults started to laugh a bit as the kids were confused as Jegy had to say it out loud while he was looking around hard now, finishing this story.
"We turned it into an over sized couch. Not just one...two of them since I broke it that bad. On the bright side, the cockpit to this day, is still at that base packed in the back in a garage with a very simple label by my boss. "Don't even think about it." Alright all of you little ones, go on now! Race has to start sometime, unless you want me to crash one of your favorite racers pods!"
At that moment, to his credit he thought ahead, he pulled out the actual silly goggles and scarf he actually wore that day as the kids laughed with the adults looking astonished. Putting them on, the kids ran off, trying to prevent the Sullustan from racing one of their favorite racers pods, heeding his warning! Giving a long chuckle to himself, he scanned the crowd as they dispersed as he noticed one of them walking carefully back towards a restricted area. Getting up, he would shake one of the Vulptereens hands and walk slowly behind the other Vulptereen whom was wearing an unusual blue outfit. Following very far behind, he would wrap his scarf a bit more around his head to conceal his race, having apparently done this before.