I dated a blond once. We went to a pizza resturant and sat down. She looked at the menu for a moment and said, "Ya know. I was really hoping to order a Pizza tonight. Do you think they have pizza here."
A stared at her beautiful face for a moment without emotion. Then said, "Yes. Yes, they have pizza. It's on the menu. Between the front and the back."
To which she frowned and replied, "Umm. I'm not stupid. I know a menu doesn't have a back. It's a flippy book. Umm Duh."