Alderaan Skirmish by the Sith

[Faith Organa]

I know some of you are worried about the Skirmish that has recently taken place. Don't fret. It's damage we will rebuild.

We can spin the results of the skirmish like say 90% of the population had been evacuated from new Aldera City.

That the Damage of New Crevasse City was not devastating ...

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Will do, your majesty. Going to work on that this week.

Besides, the sith are like the former USSR that I read in a fiction story once. It took place on a planet in a far off future galaxy...
Anywho, like those Reds, the sith talk all tall tales but have no real backbone to support their real posted kills. It's all propaganda by that sloppy joe hamburger king of theirs. He must have had one uncaring mother...poor guy is only craving attention.

But let him fantasize, along with his brat pack. They're nothing but bullies who can't stand on their own two feet without resorting to some hocus pocus magic tricks... :lol hilarious..