All new and easily newd to S.W

[Sarge Potteiger]

sup brah

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Mmm that tie...

Take it off, baby. Take it off.

 

[Davin Jusik]

God you're one of them.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

No no... it's a trap... she probably just wants the tie for a leash, or to strangle with...

*keeps the tie on*

 

[Azarah]

Hot damn *readies popcorn* on with the show -fyi, i am very difficult to creep out X3-

 

[Davin Jusik]

If this former wasn't PG-13 I would've creeped you out with the thoughts that popped into my brain.

 

[Azarah]

lol I highly doubt it

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Well now you have us ALL curious! *leans in closer* Well? Out with it!

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Welcome, welcome! I think you'll find everyone is here for the same thing: to have fun! Well, some of them are here to be all dark and brooding and like to tell everyone how crazy and evil they are. But they're easily avoided, unless you like that kind of thing. And at least one person will likely lick you. And there's a killer droid. And the Hutts. Don't worry about thinking you don't know enough about Star Wars! Wookieepedia is a wonderful tool, and really, as long as you're having fun, you're doing it right!

Also, consider piracy.

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[Fabula Caromed]

Piracy is a pretty sweet gig. Wine, women, and song. Plus you get to fly a cool ship.

 

[Davin Jusik]

If I do the F.B.I might show up at my door. So no.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

Welcome! Consider joining Omega Pyre!

 

[Jonathon Patches]

I thought you had to be a red head to join?

 

[Blackthorne]

Piracy is a pretty sweet gig. Wine, women, and song. Plus you get to fly a cool ship.

I can attest to this!

But you cannot fly my ship, no.

Welcome! Do you have your towel?

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Obviously she's a hoopy frood. She knows where her towel is.

 

[Blackthorne]

I'll take a hoopy frood over turning into a penguin any day.

 

[Ironwolf]

Indeed Piracy is a choice career for a Galaxy in chaos.

 

[Tahira Solo]

No, no. Keep it on. Please.

Also welcome Azarah! Careful around that skirt chaser.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

@[member="Tahira Solo"]...with him yes means yes and no means yes please!