Anu'leth

[Other Space Kaiden]

*Walks in͵ eats the tiny creature and walks back out*

 

[Darth Athora]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

I want dat oneeeeeeee.

@[member="Kaine Zambrano"]

 

[Darth Carnifex]

But you already have pets, what about that diamond pony I got you? @[member="Elani Zambrano"]

#buttstallionborderlands2reference

 

[Darth Athora]

It doesn't fly, though. :/

@[member="Kaine Zambrano"]

 

[Darth Carnifex]

That's why we have the trebuchet. @[member="Elani Zambrano"]

 

[Darth Athora]

True..I guess.

Istillwantthisonethough.

@[member="Kaine Zambrano"]

 

[Darth Carnifex]

I'll see what I can do, baby gurl. @[member="Elani Zambrano"]

You wanna be my daughter's pet? @[member="Cibbik"]

It's an instant ticket to not getting your bones atomized into dust.

 

[Scorch]

But... but you people are Sith Sith are bad people. Besides, Anu wasn't bore to be a pet! I will escape my captivity one day! @[member="Kaine Zambrano"]

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Sith arn't bad people... just misunders- Ahahahaha.

Couldn't keep a straight face.

Be my daughter's pet or I atomize your homeworld and drive your race to extinction.

 

[Scorch]

Home world= Datar
Datar= home world of a peticularly powerful ghostling master.
This master also has a psyco torgutan friend.

I wouldn't play around like that @[member="Kaine Zambrano"]

 

[Darth Carnifex]

The Togorians told me not to play around like that.

So I decimated their species, burned down their forests and grasslands, and then came back months later to subjugate them.

The people of Junction also thought the Sith wouldn't do anything to them as well, but we ended up wiping out all of Junction's population.

Men, woman, and children lined up in orderly rows to be executed and dropped into mass graves.

Their cities atomized by artillery fire.

 

[Scorch]

Oh.... Well, if you find me before I escape, then have at it. But I doubt it's gonna happen nevertheless @[member="Kaine Zambrano"]

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Don't worry, I have counter-measures to prevent escape.

If guards and scanners don't work, I unleash the Sithspawn.

 

[Scorch]

o.o You do realize that I'm losing interest in being a 'pet' with every threat right? @[member="Kaine Zambrano"]

 

[Darth Carnifex]

But then you'd break my poor little girl's heart.

That's worse than the Sithspawn.

 

[Scorch]

Well I'm not the only wyrden in captivity. I'm sure there are plenty of others, if you can find them. Besides, you really want a blue one? My best friend had purple fur, and another had orange! @[member="Kaine Zambrano"]

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Do you want a blue one, baby gurl? @[member="Elani Zambrano"]

 

[Darth Athora]

Oh, wait. Did I say pet?

I meant midnight snack. I get the two mixed up sometimes.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Fair enough.

 

[Scorch]

Umm...... *slinks away*