As Dark as it gets

[Louise]

Herro.

 

[Skorn Draclau]

I thought I smelt something foul in the air.

Welcome.

 

[Varro Shatterstar]

*arches a brow & takes her hand back*

I do not -ask-, youngling. I do as I please. I see your father has yet to teach you manners.

A pity.

I'm not as young as you think, and I'm sorry, but isn't it bad manners to touch things you ought not touch?

You may touch me when you have been given permission to touch me.

 

[Varro Shatterstar]

What's up, Mac?

@[member="Evelynn"] - Hello there, pretty lady.

@[member="Skorn Draclau"] - Ahhh... if it isn't my self entitled, weakling of a brother. You're the spitting image of our rickety old father, you know that?

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Don't talk to them, @[member="Evelynn"]

You could catch something.

 

[Varro Shatterstar]

Yea. Who wants to catch awesome, right?

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Pretty sure you'd catch a sudden case of implosion.

 

[Varro Shatterstar]

Yeaaaaaaaaa... sure.

 

[Louise]

You two could trade hair secrets, you know that?

 

[Varro Shatterstar]

I'm not much for disgusting dreads.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

If I had dreads I'd use Chris Barnes as my play-by

 

[Varro Shatterstar]

Looks like you're sporting dreads in the avatar.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

The character the picture is of has dreads, but from this distance it's indistinguishable.

 

[Louise]

Hair fight!

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Don't make me remove your hair too, @[member="Evelynn"]

 

[Louise]

...

 

[Varro Shatterstar]

The character the picture is of has dreads, but from this distance it's indistinguishable.

Not to my eyes it's not.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Not everyone has Draclau special eyes.

 

[Varro Shatterstar]

Then use a magnifying glass.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

You know what I don't need a magnifying glass to see?

That you're an infidel.

They're everywhere.