Ask the Character

[Kuzo]

Oh, oh, yes.

A man walked into a bar and sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say “nice tie!” Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later the voice said “beautiful shirt“.
At this, the man called the bartender over.
“Hey…I must be losing my mind,” he told the bartender. “I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there’s not a soul in here but us.”
The bartender grinned. “It’s the peanuts … they’re complimentary.“

wakka wakka

(Writer: Irajah, don't quit your day job)

Any gross habits?

 

[RIP Carlyle Rausgeber]

Well, it depends on what one regards as gross. I've known many men and women to define the consumption of alcohol as disgusting, but I nonetheless continue to do it. I do eat my fingernails if that counts for anything.


Who'd you rather wake up with by your side? Sith, Jedi or Hutt?

 

[Atin Vendet]

[member="Carlyle Rausgeber"] Sith. They're not as likely to attach themselves or expect anything but round two. Plus the threat of death is half the fun.

POP QUIZ! Your ship has been boarded. What is the imperial protocol for dealing with enemy combatants with immenant threat of capturing your vessel?

 

[RIP Carlyle Rausgeber]

[member="Atin Vendet"] There are several sir. But the first I'd use is Beta-92. That is flushing all the hangars out into space by disabling the life support systems. It really depends on how terminal the situation is. If there's a chance the ship may be captured, we use directive Gamma-4. That's where we close off the coolant fluid to the engines, and press them till they overheat, and explode, killing everyone. It's only used in the most desperate of scenarios.

Now, with Zarnathea being stuck in civil war, who'll win?

 

[Atin Vendet]

[member="Carlyle Rausgeber"]

"Heh. What've we got to fear from a bunch of savages and a couple washed up Jedi? You've got assets to take care of that. If we leave, we'll just burn it all. Easy. Sure, you might suffer a loss of slaves temporarily, but the refugees will be easy pickings when they run out of food and water. "

Favorite battle you've been in?

 

[Darth Carnifex]

I do not fight.

I am merely a messenger of a greater evil.

What is your favorite method of murder?

 

[Kuzo]

I'm a doctor, not a murderer.

If I WAS however...... I would inject a massive dose of lactic acid, underneath the fingernails where the injection site would be the easiest to overlook. High doses can cause a system shock and failure, and it has a very short half life in the human body. It's also rarely tested for because lactic acid is natural present in the body as a result of any anerobic respiration in the muscles caused by exercise beyond a certain normal daily level for a person. So on the off chance someone *does* think to test for it, by the time the body reached the coroner's office, the level would have broken down far enough that it would merely look like the person had exercised too hard right before their death.

(writer: ........... DAMN Irajah)

::coughs::

It'd be easier to overdose someone on morphine of course and pass it off as a medical mistake, but, well.....

ANYWAY.

Do you have any hobbies?

 

[Dunames Lopez]

Podracing.

How do you feel about the release of Dead Fantasy 2?

 

[Jayce Pryde]

I have no idea what that even is..



Who's your favorite Sith lord other than Vader, Maul, And that Kylo pansy

 

[Aerin Kath]

Revan

Same as above.

 

[Jayce Pryde]

[member="Aerin Kath"] Darth Caedus. The real child of han and Leia.

How many mandos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[Aerin Kath]

Depends on how many battle turkeys they have.

How many sith to kill another?

 

[Atin Vendet]

One to have Daddy issues, and the other to resemble him.

Favorite Quote from a friend?

 

[Asriel Dreemurr]

The Crinkling of The Leaves Fills You With Determination

Favorite Weapon?

 

[RIP Carlyle Rausgeber]

The only weapon worth using in this day and age is the Resurgent-class star destroyer. With the ability to bomb planets back to the pre-spacer era, and with a defences out the ass, this baby is the weapon of choice for someone who wants to compensate for something.

Mon Calamari Cruiser, or Imperial Star Destroyer?

 

[Asriel Dreemurr]

Mon Calamari Cruiser

Y Wing, X Wing or A Wing

 

[Aerin Kath]

A-wing

Same as above

 

[Asriel Dreemurr]

Y-Wing

Same As Above

 

[RIP Carlyle Rausgeber]

TIE fighter. Far more reliable than any of those.

A stormtrooper, a Mandolorian and a Sith get into a fight, who wins?

 

[Asriel Dreemurr]

A Sith

[member="Carlyle Rausgeber"] and [member="Aerin Kath"] get into a fight, who wins?