Ask the Character

[Tathra Khaeus]

In that sun, right over there.

Why do you smell like banana bread?

 

[William Bradley]

It's the scented candle.

Why don't you smell like banana bread?

 

[Maricana Graye]

No reason to. I like the scent of human skin.

How do you convince Tefka to reveal to us all of the secrets of the Gulag Plague?

 

[William Bradley]

Give him chicken.

What do you call a ham sandwich in a taco shell?

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

A hamco shellwich

Why did you make me hungry thinking about that?

 

[William Bradley]

Because you love food.

Why am I not hungry anymore?

 

[Atin Vendet]

"Innuendos."

"Where is the restroom?"

 

[William Bradley]

Next right.

What do you call a Graf sandwich?

 

[Middenface McNulty]

Disgusting.


Bro do you even lift?

 

[William Bradley]

Yes

Bro do you even gas?

 

[Lyth Meran]

only when i eat spiced Colo.

why do people keep spraying me with aerosol ?

 

[Amarant]

It's called pest control.


What would you be willing to kill for?

 

[Lyth Meran]

what haven't i killed for?.. umm Bacon.

Wanna know how i got these scars?

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

Not really.

Want to bake a cake?

 

[William Bradley]

Sure

What kind of Cake?

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

Like a victoria sponge cake or a plain one with lots of cream and icing. Could have you printed on the cake and force feed you to people that dislike you?

Who dislikes you?

 

[William Bradley]

Factory Subbers


Who Likes you?

 

[Lyth Meran]

Factory Judges.

Yiff?

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

Dude no.

Dude yes?

 

[William Bradley]

No.

Dude What?