Attention CIS

[Darth Ferus]

I actually held back thinking you got it all the time. Then I couldn't resist anymore.

Use to. Trust me. When your main is named Krest, you get a lot of jokes about how to take care of peoples teeth.

 

[Feena]

One of youre children happen to be my niece and I wish to see her again.

Niece? Oh. The one who turned my second in command into a drooling pile of flowery feels? Oh darling, come and get her.

 

[Malice Draclau]

lol I wouldn't dream of removing her from the home she loves. However, she does come from a rather wealthy family that could......given the right talks make up for whatever she has done to your second in command.

 

[Feena]

Oh, puhlease. Who doesn't come from a wealthy family now? My first cousins a kriffing Princess and my corpse-brother just left me more credits than I could spend in half a lifetime. You have to do better than that.
And is there a cure for marriage? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's the disease she gave Isley. Ever since then, he's been a mess.

Nah. Just take them both. Maybe then I can finally get through a meeting without them going into a make out session in front of everyone. Honestly, it's nauseating.

 

[Malice Draclau]

With Phoebe comes the possibility of using groups of shape shifters for many scenerios.........even a small army of shape shifters. You know, you should get to know Phoebe more. Her past, her connections. Information can be just as powerful in some instances as the force my dear.

 

[Feena]

My Dear? I only let my husband call me that. You don't really look like him. Not enough... red in the eyeball area.
Besides. I have enough 'connections' already to choke a sarlacc with.
Go talk to your niece already. Bribery is silly.

Can I be honest, mister Phoebe's Uncle? You sound like a psycho looking to wear his neices skin like a coat. Work on your approach, Sir. It comes off as a little bit... unhinged.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

You sound like a psycho looking to wear his neices skin like a coat. Work on your approach, Sir. It comes off as a little bit... unhinged.

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

 

[Malice Draclau]

You are a tough nut to crack Feena. But I wont give up on you.

Your husband do you have a picture of him? I could look like him if you'd like. I'll make sure nothing is out of place.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

You are a tough nut to crack Feena. But I wont give up on you.

Your husband do you have a picture of him? I could look like him if you'd like. I'll make sure nothing is out of place.

 

[Malice Draclau]

Thats....a disturbing picture.

You really married to.....that?

 

[Feena]

....
Yes, you are definitely the 'unzip-your-skin-and-wear-it' type. I've seen this before. Unfortunately, that isn't really my fetish.
Too bad. It just wasn't meant to be.

And my husband is... a unique snowflake, that's for certain.

 

[Malice Draclau]

Ohh I do not wear peoples skins....thats too messy.
*Shifts into an exact copy of Feena Mason*

Perhaps then I shall pay a visit to your husband? See if he could...tell the difference in our looks?

 

[Feena]

...So you want to sleep with my husband?
Ha! Go for it! At least he'll get some action from one of us!

 

[Malice Draclau]

bwuahahahahahaha...your gonna be fun to meet IC.

 

[Feena]

Can't wait. I'm a fun little ball of self medication and sleep deprivation. Enjoy.

 

[Malice Draclau]

if that medicine includes weed i will love you. I am so in need of some right now.

 

[Feena]

That medicine includes unhealthy amounts of pain meds.
...And some other things that are PERFECTLY LEGAL in CIS space. >>

 

[Ak'lya]

There are cures for marriage, @[member="Feena Mason"]. Just none that would keep everyone in this thread happy.

*glancing at @[member="Malice Draclau"]* Shapeshifters are always fun. On a completely unrelated note, I know what my next spy's species is going to be.

 

[Anastasia Verd]

Hmm. My father is a drooling pile of flowery feels? Now, now, @[member="Feena Mason"], there is still some use for him even despite his affections to my mother...

Also, where is this thread of yours, Uncle? I might just wander in... @[member="Malice Draclau"]

 

[Feena]

@[member="Anastasia Verd"] Useful? Ha! If you say so, Kiddo. If you say so. Tell him he can call his friends again when he remembers who it was who stuck by him before he was getting laid.

Also, on that note, how can he have a kid? Didn't he get his manbits fried? I may be only a doctor here, but pretty sure you need working... 'parts' to do that whole baby thing. Or are you a test-tube baby? Curious little thing, aren't you?