Ayden's Survival Guide to the Galaxy

[Darth Carnifex]

UR GHEY DISCIPLE URMAGERDGEHEBFDHEB VBEHJVBIJEBVJEBNIJVIEJVIEVIHATEYOUFEHBVIEVEVI

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

 

[Ryori Holloway]

I feel like this topic should be stickied in the welcome chamber, so the new arrivals can see it right away and have a head start on surviving.

 

[Adi-Viole-Cloud]

On Numer 3, what if the Wookie is also drunk??

 

[Daxton Bane]

who in their right mind would go up to a drunk wookie in the first place?

 

[Adi-Viole-Cloud]

Same person that would go up against a Sober Wookie I suppose.

 

[Verz Horak]

disciple............Disciple...........DISCIPLE

Did I jist break a rule? oops

 

[Disciple]

*appears behind him, hands massaging his shoulders*

hello

 

[Verz Horak]

*Moves away*
Well, hello there. How's it goin?

 

[Disciple]

*sticks to like glue*

*whispers*

fantastic

 

[Verz Horak]

Oh my....So, would you kindly let go of me?

 

[Adi-Viole-Cloud]

Do you mean lick* glue, or do you actually mean you are starting to "Like" Glue

 

[Disciple]

*presses cheek to*

I'll never let you go.

 

[Adi-Viole-Cloud]

sorry, read sticks as starts lol "Starts to lick glue"

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

Oh dear, it was good knowing you, Verz

 

[Daxton Bane]

Verz a fine warrior and a brave friend but he went too far to the Dark Side and it came back with him. He will be missed.

 

[Disciple]

*pulls in Daxton*

You two will star in my next feature film.

Brokeback Mountain 2: Brokeback to the Future

 

[Tefka]

I feel like this topic should be stickied in the welcome chamber, so the new arrivals can see it right away and have a head start on surviving.

I'm leaning towards a strong no on that one, but nice try.

 

[Flint Pherson]

"...Rule #5: If it sounds too good to be true, you're probably about to get shot."

I enjoyed this one immensely.

 

[Ryori Holloway]

I'm leaning towards a strong no on that one, but nice try.

You're no fun.