B.I.P

[KORAH]

More than a thousand years of data are stored within my drives.

 

[Maelion Liates]

I am not aware of those laws. I was created to destroy organics in any way my controller demands.

KORAH, I request access to some of your data.

 

[KORAH]

A request for access to data has never occurred. Programming requires that I ask your purpose.

 

[Silens Telum]

Laws? What laws? I never told you anything about laws!

 

[Bip]

I was programmed for the job of a secretary. There are three laws that govern my function.

1. A droid must not injure a sentient being, or, through inaction, allow a sentient being to come to harm.
2. A Droid must obey orders given, unless such orders conflict with the first law.
3. A Droid must protect it's own existence as long as such protection does not interfere with the First or Second Law.

 

[Bip]

My three laws aside, I am at your complete disposal, Master.

 

[Omni]

This is thoroughly depressing.

 

[Edward Vyperion]

This is thoroughly depressing.

That's not depressing, THIS is depressing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxj9bQffJ-0

 

[Bip]

If there is a problem, it would be best to inform me of it so that I may fix it.

 

[Omni]

No. I will correct this mistake myself.

 

[Bip]

I would still like to know what it was so as not to do it again. If you could PM me?

 

[Bip]

I do not understand jokes. Someone will have to explain this concept to me.

 

[Silens Telum]

I'm pretty sure you'd best learn jokes. You're supposed to be good with people.

 

[Bip]

I will download humorous holovids and view them in an attempt to understand and mimic these behaviors.

 

[Silens Telum]

See that you do.

 

[G0-T0]

Another droid! YAY

 

[Neilo Ardik]

@[member="Bip"] Oh. Well hello there.

 

[Mr. Smith]

How... interesting.

 

[Bip]

Interesting. Define 'interesting'.

 

[Malok]

• Interesting (adj) - Arousing curiosity or interest; holding or catching the attention.

Welcome back to the world, Bip. I look forward to a long and fruitful working relationship. I'll be needing you to download starmaps, first and foremost, we have some exploring to do.