"what! huh?!!? uhhh?!!?" The young lad said to Joza, awkwardly replying to her offer.
"uhhhmm, ahh, hello their my lady. But as much as I want you to be on my side, I currently don't have any money right now to hire you. Try your luck to other costumers."
Jim chuckled to himself, did this man truly think that she was a prostitute? This kid's got as much charm as a Gungan. The awkward young man then turned to Jim.
"I'm sorry bro, but I don't do that kind of stuff to the same sex." He told Jim.
Jim frowned, he was hoping for a more father-son thing, instead he was called a homosexual. Must be the lum. Jim thought about everything that had been going on this evening at Avalon, He had struck out twice, Janick, and Mascoo had all rejected him, Jim thought of what it could be? His hair? No, that's stupid, his hair's great. His breath? Alcohol kills germs that caused bad breath. right? His moustache? Blasphemous to even mention. Jim's inferiority complex was about to take over when the kid started moaning.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh" he said as he sipped on his chocolate milk.
The boy then turned to Joza who began walking over.
"but I'm gonna take your offer of paying my bill"
"Of course, insult both of us and he still wants her to pay with my credits" Jim thought to himself.
“Prostitutes don’t buy drinks for Johns, honey. It’s the other way around.” Jim chuckled, at that, why buy a girl for a night when you can charm her and have her for the rest of your life.
“Enjoy your drink, but watch how you talk to people around here. Wouldn’t want to end up like that guy, right?” she said looking at the corpse of the gunslinger's victim.
Jim yelled over to Bryce who had recently pulled out a gizmo and sent a formerly unconscious man to a medbay.
"Hey boss, what can you gizmo do for this poor bloke?" Jim said lightheartedly. Jim thought it over, wow had the outer rim twisted his humor. He needed to go stay on Alderaan for a while.
Suddenly Jim felt a warm, soft touch on his shoulder. He looked over, hoping it wasn't going to be a sucker punch. No it was the complete opposite of a sucker punch, it was Joza's hand on his shoulder, “Sorry about that, looks like no good deed goes unpunished. I’ll comp the cost of your caf, least I can do.”
Jim thought her proposition over for a second. "Well that would be the least you could do, the most you could do is go grab dinner sometime with this lowly scoundrel?" Jim shrugged. This was his first time Jim was nervous talking to a woman in years.
Before she could answer he blurted out "Also what do you think caused the kid to think I was homosexual, doll? Please don't tell me it's the moustache." Jim asked half jokingly.
[member="Joza Perl"]
[member="Mascoo"]
[member="Bryce Bantam"]