Ban the Person Above you

[AvRe]

Banned for not having more civil war-style military.

Where's my entire battalion of slugthrowers at, Heath!?

 

[Ham Salad]

Banned for using proto-fascist iconography.

 

[AvRe]

Banned for the amount of ham and salad being largely unequal.

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Well I did consider using Confederate volunteers for our civilian engineers....and we do have some slugthrowing weapons in honor of agent Val Khaar, who wielded dual slug pistols! It's never enough.

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Banned for assuming I never take off my helmet to enjoy salad. Oh, the indignity!

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Banned for removing your helmet.

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Banned for thinking that me taking off my helmet is bad, My face isn't that ugly! In fact, the women think it's quite handsome.

 

[AvRe]

You two are both banned for being sad little men

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Who are you calling little and sad?

 

[AvRe]

Well, you and Heath

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Let's settle this like warriors! Rock, paper scissors... Go!

 

[AvRe]

GUN

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Impenetrable shield that bounces bullets back at the person who fired them with unerring aim. (Yes, I am using the impenetrable shield strategy by unlocking my inner 7-year-old.)

 

[AvRe]

bullet shoots directly through skull

Well I'm invincible so what are you gonna do now? (I too have the power of 7-year old)

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Well I have anti-invincibility spray! So HA!

 

[AvRe]

NO! THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

WELL I WIN NO MATTER WHAT! Banned for thinking you could ever beat me!

 

[AvRe]

MOM! DANTUM'S CHEATING AGAIN! BAN HIM NOW!

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

DAD! AVERY CALLED ME A CHEATER! AND HE'S ALSO BEING A BIG MEANIE! BAN HIM!

 

[AvRe]

Are you implying that dad is superior to mom?

MOM, ARE YOU REALLY GONNA TAKE PREJUDICE LIKE THAT!?