Sam Rodarch
Alle Laufen
The festivities were in full swing. The merry sound of Lasat folk music danced throughout the twilight sky and the smell of questionable fried foods and cigarra smoke punctuated the air. Stark flashing neon streaking through the vision of those who chose to look, growing ever brighter and more obnoxious with the setting of the sun.
The carnies were in town.
With the travelling alien crew came food, drinks, rides, games and more pointless crap to buy than you could ever believe. It was everything and more you could imagine from the makeshift band, cheap and cheerful and yet so dubious at the same time. Perhaps it was the stereotype of foreign travellers that gave it all an edge of not-so-legal, or perhaps it was just rampant xenophobia at play in the minds of those that came.
Or maybe, just maybe it was the sight of the large cage, a sign affixed proudly at the front:
BEAT THE 'BORG & WIN 10,000 CREDITS!
“Ya fink ya got wot it takes!? 'Ow 'bout yaself, sir? Ya look tough, but are ya brave?!” the Lasat's voice boomed through the cage's speakers, challenging the gathering crowd in thickly-accented Basic, “It'sa lotta dosh to win! All you gotta part wif is thirty creds! Could get yaself that new speeda ya've been 'finkin about! Cheeky little holiday for yaself an tha missus! No? Wot's tha worst that could happen!?”
A pause, and a hearty laugh was amplified through the grounds before a slight addendum was made.
“Nobody's died yet!”
He lied.
Of course plied on enough toxic bathtub alcohol it wasn't long before a drunken voice cut through the throng of excited chatter, filled to the brim with arrogance and inebriation.
“EASY FETHING MONEY!”
As the challenger paid his admission and signed what seemed to be a waiver written on the back of a coaster the 'borg in question waited. At least half of a woman stood centre in ring, equipped with what seemed to be a completely neutral expression. It was hard to tell, largely because in the place of a jaw and a nose sat scuffed and dented black metal that ran all the way down the cyborg's throat, ending where the shockboxing outfit began.
Mismatched red eyes, both of mechanical construction simply stared, as all surrounded flesh seemed grey and clammy, dark circles seemingly carved below the creature's stare.
Easily overlooked however, in the face of those cybernetic arms, seemingly of the same material fused to her face. The right hung at her side, its purpose clear. Destruction. Limbs designed to batter flesh and to break bones. The left however, was absent from just above the elbow, appearing to have been hacked off by a two-bit chop shop on Nar Shaddaa.
Both the announcer and the drunken idiot entered the cage, and after much whooping, swaggering and taunting in pre-fight showmanship there came an extra announcement.
“Tell ya wot! I like ya swagga, son! An extra twenty credits an' the 'Borg'll let ya get a free hit in!”
This was offensive, as it simultaneously tempted the man and questioned his masculinity and bravado. He spat upon the mat in response, his spittle an alarming shade of blue due to concoctions imbibed in the lead up to this, his moment.
“IT CAN SHOVE IT UP ITS ASS!”
A bold declaration as the buffoon danced on the balls of his feet, craning his neck and bobbing and weaving as if he was some kind of hand-to-hand veteran. Hint: He was not. However, while this showboating distracted the crowd, announcer and cyborg exchanged a look, it would seem nothing more than that...
...but then again, these were carny folk.
“A bold choice, 'guv an' yours to make, right enough! Wot do you fink, ladies and gentlemen? Can 'e do it!? Can 'e BEAT THE 'BORG?!”
What followed was rather simple.
The bell rang.
The inebriated man discarded all of his false form and charged the woman, throwing all of his weight behind a sloppy haymaker. The cyborg leaned backwards, letting the careless fist whizz harmlessly by and then in one swift manoeuvre responded with a vicious hook that connected with his skull and sent him down like a paralysed bantha.
The bell rang.
Just as quickly as he had stepped out, the charismatic Lasat was back into the cage, wearing the smile of a man that had just made thirty easy credits without a lick of work involved on his part.
“Too bad! So sad! An' that, ladies and gentleman, is why ya gotta always take the free hit!”
Without further ado, the cyborg's only hand was raised, a small cannister slyly palmed into her own as her face remained ever impassive, just staring outwards at the crowd.
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[member="Darth Morrow"]
The carnies were in town.
With the travelling alien crew came food, drinks, rides, games and more pointless crap to buy than you could ever believe. It was everything and more you could imagine from the makeshift band, cheap and cheerful and yet so dubious at the same time. Perhaps it was the stereotype of foreign travellers that gave it all an edge of not-so-legal, or perhaps it was just rampant xenophobia at play in the minds of those that came.
Or maybe, just maybe it was the sight of the large cage, a sign affixed proudly at the front:
BEAT THE 'BORG & WIN 10,000 CREDITS!
“Ya fink ya got wot it takes!? 'Ow 'bout yaself, sir? Ya look tough, but are ya brave?!” the Lasat's voice boomed through the cage's speakers, challenging the gathering crowd in thickly-accented Basic, “It'sa lotta dosh to win! All you gotta part wif is thirty creds! Could get yaself that new speeda ya've been 'finkin about! Cheeky little holiday for yaself an tha missus! No? Wot's tha worst that could happen!?”
A pause, and a hearty laugh was amplified through the grounds before a slight addendum was made.
“Nobody's died yet!”
He lied.
Of course plied on enough toxic bathtub alcohol it wasn't long before a drunken voice cut through the throng of excited chatter, filled to the brim with arrogance and inebriation.
“EASY FETHING MONEY!”
As the challenger paid his admission and signed what seemed to be a waiver written on the back of a coaster the 'borg in question waited. At least half of a woman stood centre in ring, equipped with what seemed to be a completely neutral expression. It was hard to tell, largely because in the place of a jaw and a nose sat scuffed and dented black metal that ran all the way down the cyborg's throat, ending where the shockboxing outfit began.
Mismatched red eyes, both of mechanical construction simply stared, as all surrounded flesh seemed grey and clammy, dark circles seemingly carved below the creature's stare.
Easily overlooked however, in the face of those cybernetic arms, seemingly of the same material fused to her face. The right hung at her side, its purpose clear. Destruction. Limbs designed to batter flesh and to break bones. The left however, was absent from just above the elbow, appearing to have been hacked off by a two-bit chop shop on Nar Shaddaa.
Both the announcer and the drunken idiot entered the cage, and after much whooping, swaggering and taunting in pre-fight showmanship there came an extra announcement.
“Tell ya wot! I like ya swagga, son! An extra twenty credits an' the 'Borg'll let ya get a free hit in!”
This was offensive, as it simultaneously tempted the man and questioned his masculinity and bravado. He spat upon the mat in response, his spittle an alarming shade of blue due to concoctions imbibed in the lead up to this, his moment.
“IT CAN SHOVE IT UP ITS ASS!”
A bold declaration as the buffoon danced on the balls of his feet, craning his neck and bobbing and weaving as if he was some kind of hand-to-hand veteran. Hint: He was not. However, while this showboating distracted the crowd, announcer and cyborg exchanged a look, it would seem nothing more than that...
...but then again, these were carny folk.
“A bold choice, 'guv an' yours to make, right enough! Wot do you fink, ladies and gentlemen? Can 'e do it!? Can 'e BEAT THE 'BORG?!”
What followed was rather simple.
The bell rang.
The inebriated man discarded all of his false form and charged the woman, throwing all of his weight behind a sloppy haymaker. The cyborg leaned backwards, letting the careless fist whizz harmlessly by and then in one swift manoeuvre responded with a vicious hook that connected with his skull and sent him down like a paralysed bantha.
The bell rang.
Just as quickly as he had stepped out, the charismatic Lasat was back into the cage, wearing the smile of a man that had just made thirty easy credits without a lick of work involved on his part.
“Too bad! So sad! An' that, ladies and gentleman, is why ya gotta always take the free hit!”
Without further ado, the cyborg's only hand was raised, a small cannister slyly palmed into her own as her face remained ever impassive, just staring outwards at the crowd.
-
[member="Darth Morrow"]