Best 911 call ever.

[Garza]

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NOTE THE DEROGATIVE TERM FOR A MALE BODY PART IS USED MANY TIMES IN THIS VIDEO! ​

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Anyways, This is the funniest video that I have ever seen about a 911 call. Though from the sounds of it, it may be fake, it is still funny as ever. ​

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ef-4_sdBAI[/youtube]​

 

[Popo]

Yeah, it's fake. Funny, but fake. That said, you get some really karked up calls doing EMS and public service work lol I could literally write pages of those kinds of calls XD

 

[Dorano1]

LMAO! xD

I find this most amusing.

 

[Veran]

I watched the entire video laughing my ass off

 

[Garza]

[member="Popo"]
My uncle is a Detective, and before that He went on patrol once, and came to a suspected stabbing. What really happened was related to this video because the Soon to be Ex-wife of this man found out he was cheating on her, and so she literally took a knife and ended his manhood as he was sleeping. He woke up to his chance of having kids gone. And thats why I couldn't stop laughing after seeing this because it reminded me of that incident.

 

[Popo]

[member="Xander Carrick"]
Man, do I have some stories that can top that lol Sadly, none of them are kosher enough for posting on the site

 

[Garza]

[member="Popo"] well I could go on about how the man was smoking pot before hand and was trying to put it back on! but it gets rather vulger after that. lol

 

[Antoir Setrrin]

One time, a drunk lady was driving, and she called 911 to tell on herself~
Lawls~

 

[Nyxie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exf045b0U2Y