Y K S I N
Objective 1: The Violence Inherent in the System
Not Nice Ladies at All: Amaris Tanenat Gala Geert
Not Nice Ladies at All: Amaris Tanenat Gala Geert
What was what?!
Kiber was befuddled, usually, women placed their disgust in him far sooner than this. It was his gaunt and pointed face that usually did it, or the chat-up lines, or his impressive level of incoherent intoxication or sometimes the smell. Man, things aren't looking up there, buddy.
He looked down.
“OH!”
Those weren't his. Those weren't even human. Not only had Kiber Dorn misplaced his trousers, but he had apparently also misplaced his boxers. For what covered his crotch was a horrifying hot pink, bejewelled and intricate spectacle of a woman's thong, which unbeknownst to the pair of them, was nothing but mere string at the back, proudly revealing his moderately hair bottom to the rest of the store.
Hope they're not Barbara's.
“I can exp- no...actually I got nothin'...honestly...”
Then it, unfortunately, devolved into violence (as these things tended to do). He was tugged downwards, which gave way to panic, which gave way to mass flailing. His other arm flapped like a wacky waving inflatable tube man, his head thrashing about like a fish before the killing blow. This was actually beneficial, as the strike that would have incapacitated him instead hit his nose, breaking it with an almighty crack.
“ARGH! NOT AGAIN!”
He bravely attempted to run, the blood beginning to drain from the gnarly cut upon his nose but he forgot two things. The first was that she was still holding onto his wrist, and the second was that he had a pair of pants around his ankle. So instead of running, he fell, potentially dragging the woman down with him.