Private Blood in the Sand

[Nova Ka]

TAG: Ellissanthia Lirka Ka Darth Malum of House Marr Trayze Tesar Darth Solipsis
Gear: Droid

Nova's chat was an absolute disaster.

Various blurbs of text flew by, as Nova watched the events play out in absolute disgust. She didn’t even see the names now.

LMAO YOUR MOM IS A FREAK
RIP NOVA
DID SHE REALLY JUST KISS HIM? IS THAT YOUR STEPDAD?
WHY DOES SHE KISS LIKE A WAR CRIME

Nova sat frozen, gripping her desk with a look of absolute horror. This wasn't just some strategic maneuver—this was personal. This was her mother.

Her fists clenched. "WHY. WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?" She demanded at the screen, as if the sheer force of her outrage could rewrite reality. "I—THAT—THAT-WHY-"


[DarthBantha]: Your mom out here ruining men's lives for sport
[IDK88B4]: SHE GOT THAT RAKGHOUL PLAGUE BREATH
[JediMasterShrek]: A love story for the ages—psychological warfare edition
[Mando4Life]: She’s showing you the TRUE Sith way: mental torment. Not so fun being traumatized is it.
[WompRatBullsEye2069]: This is like watching a horror movie, except the monster is your mother.

Nova threw her headset. "WHY HIM?! OF ALL PEOPLE—WHY HIM?!"


[DarthBantha]: Trayze might be the one needing bacta after that
[HK47fandom328]: Your family tree is just a Sith mind break technique at this point
[JediMasterShrek]: Nova realizing her mom has more game than her
[Mando4Life]: Sucks to suck doesn’t it?
[IonViper]: There's psychological warfare, and then there's whatever the hell that was


Nova threw up her hands in despair. "EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP RIGHT NOW."


[CraziCarniCult]: You should've seen this coming, your mom is built different.
[ForceGhostOldie]: "Your mother was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force."
[BobaDebtCollector]: Imagine being Trayze right now. Man just got soul-drained through the mouth.
[GreviousError62]: So your mother isn’t single I take it?
[NovaScopeYa]: EVERYONE LEAVE ALONE NOVA I AM STILL SINGLE BTW MESSAGE ME.


Nova covered her face with both hands, groaning. This went against everything she had known about her mother. Now to see this? She was filled with rage, and confusion. "I—HOW—WHY. I. WHY DID SHE DO THAT? WHY WAS IT HIM?! WHY WAS IT IN FRONT OF A CROWD?!"

[SithSpitzPro]: Maximum humiliation, optimal suffering. Lirka is a true Sith Lord.
[BobaDebtCollector]: Trayze got hit with the Forbidden Sith Alchemy Lip Lock Technique.

Nova's holocomm buzzed. A private message. Who it was she didn’t know.

But everyone else rushed to conclusions.


[JediMasterShrek]: IS IT TRAYZE? DON'T LEAVE US HANGING
[WompRatAdmirer]: NOVA OPEN IT
[DarthBantha]: Trayze messaging you immediately after getting snatched by your mom is PEAK comedy.
[BobaDebtCollector]: Nova, is he asking for your blessing?

Nova shot out of her chair so fast it nearly fell over. "I SWEAR TO THE FORCE—"

Her stream cut to technical difficulties.

The last image was of her chair flying towards the screen.