But I Am Free
NAR SHADDA - BONSA ARENA
"Bwahaha. We gots a drunk Jedi? Who'da thought they'd be so willin ta drink. They's suppose to be all about dem self control or sumthin." In the back of the Bonsa Arena Kahlil, stumbling and barely able to stay on his feet, found himself handcuffed and dragged before a rather large Twi'lek. Gorsa, owner of the arena, if his notes were accurate. The young Jedi lifted his hands, holding up a single finger."Wo, hey. When did you put these on?" For a moment he just stared at the cuffs, then turned his attention back. "Ohhey. Why am I here again?" He swayed in a drunken fashion, stumbling for just a moment before raising his eyebrows like he was expecting an answer.
"Yer here cause my bois found ya, drunk off yer rear, spoutin that you's a Jedi and swingin around this." Gorsa pulled out his lightsaber, causally tossing it from hand to hand. "Hoooo be careful. Those can cut your eye out if yer no-" With a subtle move of his hand as he stumbled Kahlil activated the saber, which came dangerously close to cleaving off one of Gorsa's hands.
"Aaaahh see what I mean? Only a trained professional should use that. Mmhmm." Kahlil just nodded his head, trying to look serious for a moment before bursting out into laughter. Gorsa frowned heavily, flicking the button to shut it off and motioning to the Gamorian that was standing watch. "Get the drunken fool to the arena. We'll toss him out in the first round n see if he's still laughin. Be sure he gets his saber. Folks r expectin Jedi afta all."
A couple of snorts and aggressive throwing later, and Kahlil was tossed face first into the dirt of the arena. "Ha, dirt. Authenticity." He snickered drunkenly as he stood, swaying for a moment, before the Gamorian tossed out his saber. It landed in the dirt at his feet, causing him to bend over and nearly face plant again as he grabbed it.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DO WE HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU! A mythical beast, a Jedi Knight! Thrown into the ring to face death, dismemberment, and humiliation at the hands of your all time favorite! Will he last more then five minutes against the raining champ? Or will our ball of fur and malice get bored right away and take down this intruder right away! You know him, you love him! Your champion and all time bloodiest fighter, [member="Cawn"] !"
Main event right away huh? Kahlil pushed himself to a semi standing position, glancing through the crowd with a goofy grin. The Misfits would be in position soon enough, and once they were, he could drop the facade. But for now? He'd have to try and survive what ever earned such a violent introduction.