Raziel
Dark Jedi Spymaster
With a subtle tip of the hat to [member="Darth Odium"], king of the bounty boards (but not that hat)
Name of Bounty: Ayden Cater’s nauseating, self-righteous sense of indignation
Name of Contractor: Anonymous
Bounty Price: 1,000,000 credits for letting the air out a little. 100,000,000 credits for a complete deflation
Condition: Miserable and grumpy
Additional Info: It has recently been discovered by scientists that the Omega fleet is, in fact, powered by the hot air from Ayden Cater. Therefore we are keen to finance any action that takes the wind out of his sails.
Typically found:
Name of Bounty: Ayden Cater’s nauseating, self-righteous sense of indignation
Name of Contractor: Anonymous
Bounty Price: 1,000,000 credits for letting the air out a little. 100,000,000 credits for a complete deflation
Condition: Miserable and grumpy
Additional Info: It has recently been discovered by scientists that the Omega fleet is, in fact, powered by the hot air from Ayden Cater. Therefore we are keen to finance any action that takes the wind out of his sails.
Typically found:
- Giving long winded speeches – antiemetic advised
- Moping around with Space Marines over the loss of the Lady Protector
- Bleating on mountainsides
- Working on vanity projects
