Bounty on Fairies

[Adenn Gra'tua]

You must not see the average bounties posted on these boards very often.

Oh I have, but they are for people who have committed genocide, war crimes, killed the leader of a popular major faction and so on, not general principle[/b] and fairies. It just feels like something happened that we're not being told .

 

[Vulpesen]

[member="Etyk"]

Nope. I based myself off myself.... this is probably the 5th incarnation of Vulpesen, if not a later one. The very first incarnation was an actual black fox.

 

[Ashin Varanin]

Does Adalric Vastor count only the species mentioned or other fairies? Like, you know...the Vitae....

Name of Bounty: Any fairy, including wisties, as-aki, etc.

That said, I will not have my noble anti-fairy bounty besmirched by including an entire faction. This is a bounty on fairies, not on chihuahuas.

 

[sabrina]

[member="Adalric Vastor"] if anyone goes after my apprentice, I will have to scream at them rather loudly

 

[Not Ordo]

[member="Adalric Vastor"]

How many drugs does one need to take to let these things through?

 

[Vulpesen]

[member="Adalric Vastor"]

I'm a zorren. Zooorrr-eeen. I don't do the whole bug eye thing.

 

[Kalinai Soluza]

[member="Solan Charr"]
Listen, Tinkerbell, go back to your magic garden or my one credit bounty will get you!

 

[Aithne Charr]

[member="Kalinai Soluza"]

Only after a kiss from a beautiful woman like you

 

[Kalinai Soluza]

[member="Solan Charr"]
Fine.

*Hands over her Jester for him to kiss*

Have a snog, fairy, then back to your magic castle!

 

[Aithne Charr]

[member="Kalinai Soluza"]

*uses the rabbit for dinner*

 

[Kalinai Soluza]

...

BRB posting bounty on Solan.

 

[Aithne Charr]

[member="Kalinai Soluza"]

What, Rabbit stew with a side of bacon and some fresh chicken taste great. Mix that with some snake and you got a good old meat lovers meal... *Has eaten all of this, fresh as fresh can be*

 

[Kalinai Soluza]

[member="Solan Charr"]
You are not eating my pet Jester. -_-

 

[GhostOfProtocol]

I'll claim on the rabbit and anyone who gets in my way.

 

[Aithne Charr]

[member="Kalinai Soluza"]

Fine... i wont eat your pet.

 

[Coren Starchaser]

So, are we using like... bug zappers? Or fly swatters? Or Napalm?

 

[Kalinai Soluza]

[member="Coren Starchaser"]
I propose ironic death by a battery of octuple heavy long range mass driving ion turbolasers.

That's 320 capital guns, for those playing at home!

 

[Ellie Mors]

mass driving ion turbolasers.

:huh: