It's a New Day
Name of Bounty: The Counter.
A counter bounty, for the Kyr'am Corporation or anyone with the name Kyr'am, along with any Mandalorians who follow and/or are associated with the Kyr'ams in any measure. It is not often that I'm called away from Naboo these days but this adorable bounty of 50,000 credits is just too cute, especially for CIS Mandalorians! I always knew my old man had a way of punching out children but never so cheaply. Thankfully the coffers of my mother (Ajira Cardei)'s holdings seem to be limitless and I might be able to throw in a few extra goodies.
Name of Contractor:
Amaya Cardei
Bounty Price:
5.25 Million credits per head
1.5 Million credits per living specimen.
If you bring me any members of Clan Kyr'am and say to me Ooga Booga. I will pay you an extra 500,000 credits and build you a personal starfighter.
BONUS: If you can bring me Kylo Kyr'am specifically, and say Ooga Booga twice I will pay you an extra 1.5 Million credits, and throw in a phrik plated pyronium infused bedpan. Points if you can sing/rap Aqua's Barbie Girl while covered in glitter, do that you earn an extra 500,000 credits and a golden bird statue, your choice of bird.
ADDED BONUS: Some guys have all the fun! Listen, if you can manage to bring this ruffian in you will not only get all the above, but you will also earn a wonderful speeder. Brought to you by Americus Salvage and Towing services, it'll be a heavy speeder capable of pulling heavy wrecks out of the way. Additionally, you'll get a one-of-a-kind Americus Trucker Beskar'gam along with Mama Betty's finest sweet tea in a mug (phrik plated with duraplast liner). You'll also get another 4.75 Million credits, and two acres of Ysalamir forests, somewhere - just don't ask where.
If you bring me any members of Clan Mantis/Cadera or whoever makes claims to Yasha, and say to me Ooga Booga Beskar and do a shimmy shake. I will pay you an extra 2 Million credits and build you a personal starfighter and freighter.
BONUS: If you can bring me Quoron Cadera specifically, and say to me Ooga Booga Beskar and do the electric slide while in full beskar'gam covered in glitter. I will pay you an extra 8 Million credits, and give you a phrik plated goalie hockey stick and goalie mask to go with it because safety first! I'll also provide you, the Hunter with your very own freighter!
If you bring me any members of Clan Australis, and say to me Ooga Booga Beskar I'mma Raid It, and dance the macarena after three shots of a Cassandra Sunrise. I will pay you an extra 7.5 Million credits, and build you your own unique squadron of starfighters, a freighter and two frigates.
If you bring me any members of Clan Solus, and explain to me the differences between the European and African swallow along with telling me about the holy hand grenade of Antioch. I will pay you an extra 12.5 Million credits, build you your own unique squadron of starfighters, along with a flask of holding.
If you bring me anyone of the above, and/or someone who swears fealty to Manda'lor the Infernal. You may also earn an extra 3.2 Million credits by not only performing one of the above so this assumes you've brought me someone important and not a newbie, or spray painted some random beskar. You may earn this bonus by performing Dancing Queen by Abba while covered in glitter after six shots of Corellian Whiskey and chugging two Sith Mind Tricks. Do this and say that you will bend the knee or butt to Darth Metus, my father and I will build you a star destroyer, a unique squadron of starfighters and I'll give you a phrik plated frying pan straight from Mama Betty Americus' kitchen.
Update: [member="Kei Raxis"] is tripling the payments and throwing in a set of alchemised armor! And a ship, so hey either way you're getting a ship!
Update: [member="Cal Sedaire"] is handing over Corellian Engineering Corp to the lucky duck who can end this nonsense!
Update: [member="Auberon"] is offering five unique items in exchange for Kylo Kyr'am
Note, since it's more likely that Kylo will be brought in alive. He shall have to read off the resol'nare wearing only sparkly boxers as made by a member of the Confederacy. Hand over his beskar'gam and beskad, he then has to write an essay of why the Confederacy is so great and read it aloud while being recorded. The video will then be uploaded to the HoloNet, and the person who brings him in will get their own heavy speeder, and an additional unique item as created by me.
Condition:
Dead or Alive
Exclusivity:
This is for my own amusement.
Additional Info:
While I would prefer that these people be dead, I understand that sometimes things can be tricky! So if you bring them to me alive then that's fine, they just have to dig the graves for all the people they've murdered. They also have to give them all proper funeral rites, they also have to attend anger management for three weeks. In addition, they'll have to pay for the damages caused five times over.
-- I can do art instead of ships, that's also up to you.
A counter bounty, for the Kyr'am Corporation or anyone with the name Kyr'am, along with any Mandalorians who follow and/or are associated with the Kyr'ams in any measure. It is not often that I'm called away from Naboo these days but this adorable bounty of 50,000 credits is just too cute, especially for CIS Mandalorians! I always knew my old man had a way of punching out children but never so cheaply. Thankfully the coffers of my mother (Ajira Cardei)'s holdings seem to be limitless and I might be able to throw in a few extra goodies.
Name of Contractor:
Amaya Cardei
Bounty Price:
5.25 Million credits per head
1.5 Million credits per living specimen.
If you bring me any members of Clan Kyr'am and say to me Ooga Booga. I will pay you an extra 500,000 credits and build you a personal starfighter.
BONUS: If you can bring me Kylo Kyr'am specifically, and say Ooga Booga twice I will pay you an extra 1.5 Million credits, and throw in a phrik plated pyronium infused bedpan. Points if you can sing/rap Aqua's Barbie Girl while covered in glitter, do that you earn an extra 500,000 credits and a golden bird statue, your choice of bird.
ADDED BONUS: Some guys have all the fun! Listen, if you can manage to bring this ruffian in you will not only get all the above, but you will also earn a wonderful speeder. Brought to you by Americus Salvage and Towing services, it'll be a heavy speeder capable of pulling heavy wrecks out of the way. Additionally, you'll get a one-of-a-kind Americus Trucker Beskar'gam along with Mama Betty's finest sweet tea in a mug (phrik plated with duraplast liner). You'll also get another 4.75 Million credits, and two acres of Ysalamir forests, somewhere - just don't ask where.
If you bring me any members of Clan Mantis/Cadera or whoever makes claims to Yasha, and say to me Ooga Booga Beskar and do a shimmy shake. I will pay you an extra 2 Million credits and build you a personal starfighter and freighter.
BONUS: If you can bring me Quoron Cadera specifically, and say to me Ooga Booga Beskar and do the electric slide while in full beskar'gam covered in glitter. I will pay you an extra 8 Million credits, and give you a phrik plated goalie hockey stick and goalie mask to go with it because safety first! I'll also provide you, the Hunter with your very own freighter!
If you bring me any members of Clan Australis, and say to me Ooga Booga Beskar I'mma Raid It, and dance the macarena after three shots of a Cassandra Sunrise. I will pay you an extra 7.5 Million credits, and build you your own unique squadron of starfighters, a freighter and two frigates.
If you bring me any members of Clan Solus, and explain to me the differences between the European and African swallow along with telling me about the holy hand grenade of Antioch. I will pay you an extra 12.5 Million credits, build you your own unique squadron of starfighters, along with a flask of holding.
If you bring me anyone of the above, and/or someone who swears fealty to Manda'lor the Infernal. You may also earn an extra 3.2 Million credits by not only performing one of the above so this assumes you've brought me someone important and not a newbie, or spray painted some random beskar. You may earn this bonus by performing Dancing Queen by Abba while covered in glitter after six shots of Corellian Whiskey and chugging two Sith Mind Tricks. Do this and say that you will bend the knee or butt to Darth Metus, my father and I will build you a star destroyer, a unique squadron of starfighters and I'll give you a phrik plated frying pan straight from Mama Betty Americus' kitchen.
Update: [member="Kei Raxis"] is tripling the payments and throwing in a set of alchemised armor! And a ship, so hey either way you're getting a ship!
Update: [member="Cal Sedaire"] is handing over Corellian Engineering Corp to the lucky duck who can end this nonsense!
Update: [member="Auberon"] is offering five unique items in exchange for Kylo Kyr'am
Note, since it's more likely that Kylo will be brought in alive. He shall have to read off the resol'nare wearing only sparkly boxers as made by a member of the Confederacy. Hand over his beskar'gam and beskad, he then has to write an essay of why the Confederacy is so great and read it aloud while being recorded. The video will then be uploaded to the HoloNet, and the person who brings him in will get their own heavy speeder, and an additional unique item as created by me.
Condition:
Dead or Alive
Exclusivity:
This is for my own amusement.
Additional Info:
While I would prefer that these people be dead, I understand that sometimes things can be tricky! So if you bring them to me alive then that's fine, they just have to dig the graves for all the people they've murdered. They also have to give them all proper funeral rites, they also have to attend anger management for three weeks. In addition, they'll have to pay for the damages caused five times over.
-- I can do art instead of ships, that's also up to you.
