Location: Utapau's atmosphere
Objective:
Patrolling Utapau's skies Engage the bucketheads' air assets
Allies: ORC [member="Jax Rhane"] [member="Vaudin Miir"] [member="Rayf Vigil"] [member="Jorus Merrill"] (directly) [member="Aryn Teth"] (indirectly)
Enemies: Mandalorians
[member="Malika Mantis"] [member="Vilaz Munin"] [member="Quoron Viszla"]
Theme:
Vomit - Microwave
"
Rogue Squadron, continue engaging the bes'uliiks while I take on the Mando leader flying cover for them" Janick told [member="Jax Rhane"] over comms, trying hard to avoid vomiting, as she was still in level flight.
A squadron of Mando fighters scrambled from the dreadnought's hangar to target her, with the smoke emanating from the gunships crashing into the sinkhole's upper walls, amplified by the bombardment from the dreadnought, [member="Quoron Viszla"] and his wingmen are in for a most unpleasant surprise as he seemed to focus on Janick.
Whatever anti-aircraft defenses left would be able to deal with the gunships and the bes'uliiks just fine: I should probably shoot down the enemy squadron, she thought, while her stomach was shaking, hurting with each motion she made. The bombardment by the dreadnought above made its toll on other areas along the upper edge of the sinkhole walls, taking out a quad-laser and a SAM battery in the process, leaving the city with five each of the anti-aircraft batteries to fend off bes'uliiks and drop pods. So she climbed, pulling up as Griet, Wololo and the others were still hidden by the dust cloud, attempting to gain a sensor lock-on to Quoron's craft so that she can fire an ion torpedo from underneath his craft, while simultaneously making a half-looping to close range with him. Once the half-looping is complete, she was upside down, and then she launched an ion torpedo at point-blank range (well, what constituted point-blank range for an ion torpedo at a rather low altitude), which was flying towards Quoron's craft, threatening to fry his craft's systems at every step. with her remaining wingmen also launching ion torpedoes at Quoron's wingmen. So all ten fighters in that enemy squadron were having the more unpleasant experience of having ion torpedoes on their respective tails.
"
Alchemist Actual, Fox... blergh..." Janick was signaling to her wingmen as she fired the ion torpedo at the lead enemy fighter.
"
What's happening, Alchemist Actual?" Griet asked, knowing that Janick really meant Fox Three, given the nature of the ion torpedoes being fired.
By now it was awfully clear what was happening inside the cockpit: Janick was temporarily losing control over herself, starting with her stomach, her mouth uncontrollably discharging flakes of acidic goo flying all over the place as was possible within the tight confines of a snubfighter's cockpit, and she did barrel rolls beyond the half barrel roll she initially wanted to, without quite wanting it. She was
vomiting everything she had. Her loss of control over her stomach caused barf to be spewed all over her windshield, and losing control over the craft only made the situation worse: now there was barf not only on the windshield, but there was barf on the flight suit as well as on some of the cockpit instruments as a result of the barrel roll.
Act as acted on Dagobah, and victory is assured. Except that I am most definitely NOT acting as I did on Dagobah! But just because I didn't act as I did on Dagobah, doesn't mean that victory has eluded me! she thought, while visions of her pre-flight speech were flashing in her mind and simultaneously coming to the grim realization that her windshield is now covered with acidic goo, impairing her visibility, especially the closer she was flying to the sinkhole. Before she was crashing again, her shields partially recharged, but then she snapped out of it, regaining control over the craft as she was coming dangerously close to a bes'uliik as a result of the vomit-induced temporary loss of control.
"I just vomited on my windshield, my visibility is reduced. I hope my targeting computer can make up for this" Janick told, while coughing inside the mic.
"Jane, pull up!" Wololo warned her once again, as the Echani pilot noticed that she was on a collision course for the sinkhole once again.