Character History/Noble Family?

[Vhrendai Embersky]

[member="Slade Zambrano"]
But it appears there is much he didn't teach you, little one. I am the son of a Dark Lord of the Sith, Grandson of the head of Clan Vizsla. I am your father's senior be several centuries- and have the capability to live another thousand years, if not more. There is no better man to hunt down everything from vermin to rival nobles. You best hope no one hires me to kill the Zambrano youngsters, boi.
{Note: Just a little IC info/teasing. No offense intended.}

[member="Lara Straife"]
Should you wish it, I could arrange for a Sekairo family member to work with Lara, once her heritage is revealed. They could assist you in some way, or simply befriend you.

 

[Slade Zambrano]

[member="Vhrendai Embersky"]
Cool story bro, want to tell it again?

 

[Judas of Vahl]

You best hope no one hires me to kill the Zambrano youngsters,

I didn't think anyone lacked that many brain cells.

c;

 

[Lara Zambrano]

[member="Vhrendai Embersky"] sounds cool!

I'm incredibly excited to delve into the family side of roleplay. Lara will soon be leaving Nar Shaddaa on an adventure to see the 20 wonders of the galaxy with [member=Gabriel Vestex] they will be open threads for anyone to join. Perhaps some trouble will stir if someone recognises her features!

 

[Darth Carnifex]

I didn't think anyone lacked that many brain cells.

c;

Rekt

 

[Vhrendai Embersky]

[member="Slade Zambrano"]
Nah, I'm good. But if you ever want to discreetly hire someone to eliminate your competition for the throne...
You know who to call.

[member="Mordecai Zambrano"]
I said youngsters, not the elders. Somehow I doubt Kaine will care much if a few of his many, many children end up dead. Didn't seem to care much when Elani dropped...
*somewhere in the distance Ire wipes a tear away*
And Ember here is lined up to adventure a bit of Lara, so he wouldn't hurt her. Which means Mordecai would have little to no quarrel with him.

TL;DR: In which Chris continues her habit of responding seriously to non-serious/semi-non-serious statements.

 

[Judas of Vahl]

[member="Vhrendai Embersky"]

I like you already.

 

[Vhrendai Embersky]

I like you too, bub. As do all biljilion alts of mine
[member="Mordecai Zambrano"]

 

[Slade Zambrano]

[member="Mordecai Zambrano"]
I don't like him already

 

[Lara Zambrano]

[member="Slade Zambrano"] cousins team up to knock this fudger out? (joking of course haha!!)

 

[Darth Carnifex]

The strange family gets stranger.

 

[Vhrendai Embersky]

I just wanted to make some friends...
When you're raised by a Dark Lord, you tend to not learn how to be polite.
Threatening people is all I know how to do.

*discreetly compares heights*
Yup, could probably drop kick Slade if necessary. Holding Lara back without hurting her would be hard, but possible.
May I should just give the boy some Sithspawn monster to play with? 'Branos like those, don't they?
And I guess the girl can have... uh... a shiny thing? Or maybe she'll want a sword?
Or a ride up on my shoulders?...
Eh, I'll think of something. Baby-sitting kids ain't exactly my thing.

So... Slade, if I give you a Sithspawn pet or a fancy sword, will you not-hate me?
And Lara, I can offer you the same, along with shiny things.
[member="Slade Zambrano"], [member="Lara Straife"]

 

[Lara Zambrano]

[member="Darth Vornskr"] indeed, Uncle! (I think that's your relation to Lara anyway!)

 

[Slade Zambrano]

[member="Vhrendai Embersky"]

I'd sooner hug my father, you aren't much of an assassin if you are willing to barter with children so one can like you. That speaks volumes about your character [member="Darth Vornskr"], can you destroy it or something?

 

[Darth Carnifex]

[member="Vhrendai Embersky"]

I'd sooner hug my father, you aren't much of an assassin if you are willing to barter with children so one can like you. That speaks volumes about your character [member="Darth Vornskr"], can you destroy it or something?

Maybe.

 

[Vhrendai Embersky]

:devil:Two can play at this game, little one.
One day boy, the father you hate so much won't be there to protect you. And when that day comes...
I will beat you into the ground. Or do you want to fight now? It would be easy to wipe that smirk off your face.
Or I could carve you a new one. Which would you prefer?

Of course... I don't expect you to actually fight. You're not man enough. You'd rather hide behind your beast of a father and his army of whores, wouldn't you? If it weren't for the fact that your pathetic mother got lucky enough that the one decent man she bedded was the one to impregnate her... heh. Need I say more, boy? Your only strength is the family that only half-willingly supports you.

I could crush you with one hand.
[member="Slade Zambrano"]

 

[Darth Carnifex]

:devil:Two can play at this game, little one.
One day boy, the father you hate so much won't be there to protect you. And when that day comes...
I will beat you into the ground. Or do you want to fight now? It would be easy to wipe that smirk off your face.
Or I could carve you a new one. Which would you prefer?

Of course... I don't expect you to actually fight. You're not man enough. You'd rather hide behind your beast of a father and his army of whores, wouldn't you? If it weren't for the fact that your pathetic mother got lucky enough that the one decent man she bedded was the one to impregnate her... heh. Need I say more, boy? Your only strength is the family that only half-willingly supports you.

I could crush you with one hand.
[member="Slade Zambrano"]

Damn.

 

[Slade Zambrano]

Damn.

Someone has issues.

 

[Vhrendai Embersky]

Someone has issues.

Obviously your daddy has issues. After all, he willingly bedded your mother.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Obviously your daddy has issues. After all, he willingly bedded your mother.

Sadly she was not so willing about it.

But a few broken teeth can persuade anyone.