I want you all to know, that I am against this. I am against this so much that it physically makes me cringe. However, like a mother who's child has just come home with a stray dog that has nowhere to go (since Isley decided to use that 'take it back out behind the shed' metaphor, I will continue along this thread) I have no choice but to sigh, rub my temples and say,
"Okay. Fine. As long as you remember to feed it, play with it, pick up after it, walk it and not be a dick."
Because the minute you guys forget to do any of this, I am expecting you all to be the one to take it to the pound too.