Eralam
Character
Eralam glared at the assembled organics in front of him. They were kicking up an awful ruckus; the viewing gallery was practically a circus. He didn't have a proper gavel, so he slammed the butt of his revolver against the podium.
"Will you shut the hell up for a second?" he bellowed, his electronic voice battering the eardrums of all present. The cacophony died almost immediately.
"Thank you."
That handled, he turned towards the defendant.
"Look, I don't mean to be rude, but we're not in position to reschedule this shindig. We're all here to see justice done, but we can't do that if you get rescued, kidnapped, or killed, all of which are on the table if your Intelligence Ministry is correct. And since all three amount to more or less the same thing, we'd need a séance to finish the trial. Either that or a necromancer, and I'm pretty sure that would violate your civil rights. It sucks, but your defense was given the trial start time, same as everyone else."
The Shard consulted a chrono on the podium.
"It's 0900 now. You've got til 1300 to figure out what you're doing. That's not a whole lot of time, but it's as much as we can afford to spare right now. And frankly, if there's a defense attorney in the system who's not salivating at the prospect of taking your case, I'll eat my podium. Sort 'em out by who can come up with the best stalling tactic if it makes you happy. Or use your wife. Up to you. We'll take your plea again once we're back in session. Anyway..."
He bashed the butt of the revolver against the podium again.
"Court is in recess until 1300. Smoke 'em if you got 'em."
[member="Lady Kay"] | [member="Jaster of Clan Awaud"] | [member="Darlyn Excron"] | [member="Veiere Arenais"] | [member="Loreena Arenais"] | [member="Rex Taff"] | [member="Amelia Sorenn-Syrush"]
"Will you shut the hell up for a second?" he bellowed, his electronic voice battering the eardrums of all present. The cacophony died almost immediately.
"Thank you."
That handled, he turned towards the defendant.
"Look, I don't mean to be rude, but we're not in position to reschedule this shindig. We're all here to see justice done, but we can't do that if you get rescued, kidnapped, or killed, all of which are on the table if your Intelligence Ministry is correct. And since all three amount to more or less the same thing, we'd need a séance to finish the trial. Either that or a necromancer, and I'm pretty sure that would violate your civil rights. It sucks, but your defense was given the trial start time, same as everyone else."
The Shard consulted a chrono on the podium.
"It's 0900 now. You've got til 1300 to figure out what you're doing. That's not a whole lot of time, but it's as much as we can afford to spare right now. And frankly, if there's a defense attorney in the system who's not salivating at the prospect of taking your case, I'll eat my podium. Sort 'em out by who can come up with the best stalling tactic if it makes you happy. Or use your wife. Up to you. We'll take your plea again once we're back in session. Anyway..."
He bashed the butt of the revolver against the podium again.
"Court is in recess until 1300. Smoke 'em if you got 'em."
[member="Lady Kay"] | [member="Jaster of Clan Awaud"] | [member="Darlyn Excron"] | [member="Veiere Arenais"] | [member="Loreena Arenais"] | [member="Rex Taff"] | [member="Amelia Sorenn-Syrush"]