“Not now!”
A disapproving tsk was audible over the com link that had been placed in his helmet. “This is important. You’re only driving, you can listen for too seconds of your life.”
“Racing. I’m racing, and—“ A quick spin on the swoop interrupted the rider as viciously sharp blades of razor grass whipped passed his head, each capable of ending him as quickly as the next. “—it’s not as easy as it looks!”
Shooting through the grove of razor grass, the swoop spun furiously as he avoided hitting the murderous crystal grass, before it released into a large open expanse of bubbling, steaming mud. The swoop was lowered, to sit just across the swamp itself, the rough engines kicking up a fantail of boiling sludge behind them, like a bellowing cape.
“You doing alright Kiff?” This was the voice of another, Everet by the sound of the worry which went over Rat’s grumbling from before. “Have you caught up yet.”
“I probably would have already.” A red blur was visible through the mist, the next racer. “If you two weren’t constantly questioning me!” He pulled down hard on the accelerator and allowing the swoop to open up properly on the flat. “Get back here you little—“ A fallen tree had created a small arch across the end of the mud flats, it came up on him faster then he had expected and a sudden quick choice was necessary.
Over or Under.
He hesitated just a moment too long and he had to pull hard as the afterburners boomed and he soared over the log in a long arc, the swoop coming back down to the ground with enough speed that it almost ended him in a mess of molten metal as the repulsorlifts struggled to handle the sudden change of terrain. The other swoop had disappeared for a moment, until upon a rocky outcropping he glanced the perfect flash of grinning teeth. “Frakking swoopers!”
“Look I’m just worried about losing the credits, Kiff. I’ve put a lot of faith it you today, it’s a big deal.” Everet said as the same outcropping disappeared behind him, however before he could make a retort the outcrop turned out to be the edge of a ravine. A ravine lined with more razor grass. Razor grass that was about to make him into ribbons. Diving down the rider pulled the swoop as hard right as he possibly could, the vehicle grazing down a wall of razor grass spines, the clink clink of snapping crystal sounding over the thrusting of the swoop. A sudden burning pain ripped down his arm, yet he could not give it a spare moment, the ravine zigzagged worse then a drunken Drall.
“Listen, you overgrown muscle bag!” The swoop went left. “I wasn’t the one who thought it would be fun to have a fun night in the gangsinos.” Right Turn, dodge the razorglass. “I wasn’t the one who got in with pirates.” Another right, a left and another dodge of some razor glass. “And I certainly wasn’t the one who started talking up how this kid was the hottest jockey this side of Kessel and you’d wager ever credit you had, including the kid, on a race—“
“Me? Your the one who said you’d won every race you’ve ever taken part in!” The retort stung the ego a little bit. “Then decided after we had made the bet that you’d add on the detail that it was one race…IN A FIELD!”
“I LIKE EXAGGERATING!”
“Ahem.” Rat cut in, the racer clearly imagining the smug look on the Drall’s face. “As much as I enjoy listening to your stories, I think you’d like to know that the pirates have been talking amongst themselves. Even if you win, which looks like it probably wont happen, their just gonna kill us all anyway.
“KRIFF!” Everet cursed. “What are we gonna do?”
“We’re fine.” The racer said as calm as he could. “We’re fine.”
“I have a plan, but I need some time.” Rat muttered. “Kiff I just need you to keep racing. Win if you can, at least then you can say you’ve multiple races eh.”
“Right.” The sourness in the Racer’s voice was obvious. “No kriffing problem.”
The end of the course was appearing fast. The literal end. The finale was a steep but navigable oath down a sheer cliff face. The pirate still had the lead, and would maintain it if he got to the path first, it was too narrow to pass him on.
Unless.
“Now the fun begins.” Hitting the throttle the swoop powered straight ahead, missing the sharp turning onto the path and shot out of the ravine into open air. “Just don’t look down.” Fifty metres below the swamp basin was visible, giant clumps of razor grass grew everywhere beneath him. Aiming the swoop at the nearest thing to clear patch the throttle was kept on full.
The impact nearly blew the swoop out from under him. The repulsorlift made a sickening noise and the faring shattered with the bending of the vanes. More importantly though was the lack of impelling upon the razor grass, allowing for a very deep breath to be released as the swoop sputtering and leaking smhke limped into the clearing where Rat, Everet and the rest of the pirate gang waited.
The other racer pulled in and his helmet could not hid the open mouthed astonishment on his face. “Are you insane?” He had removed himself from the swoop and stood mere steps away from the racer who had started to remove his helmet. “What’s your name kid?”
“Sitra.” The boy threw the helmet on the ground, revealing a dashingly handsome young face with thick brown hair. “Alasdair Sitra. I’m glad you could make it…” A small nod from the pirate was offered, a mutual respect of sorts he supposed.
Everet stepped forward. “Well, I guess we win the bet then? Like I said, the kid is a damn fine jockey.” A slick line of sweat was pouring down his forehead.
The pirate’s started mulling around, hands moving to pockets. The one who had been the rider shook his head. “Yeah…He’s a good jockey, but about that bet…”
Anything else he had to say was blocked out by the crack of a hypersonic airspeeder as it shot in low over the valley, spiralling around the clearing. A long-range recon CorSec patrol. “Stay where you are. You are all under arrest!” An amplified voice boomed around the clearing as the wind whipped up their hair and the normal grass around them.
Swearing the pirate’s waved to each other. “Let’s get out of here!”
Everet, who had already jumped into the speeder they had used to get out here. “Leave the swoop Kiff, Rat, we should do the same.” Alasdair and Rat slid into the speeder as the CorSec craft had started to lower itself into the clearing, a bright light centred on them.
“Awfully convenient isn’t it?” Alasdair muttered as he started the speeder. “CorSec rocking up.”
A smile crossed the Drall’s face. “I’m sure it’s just pure chance that they got a tip off about illegal swoop racing. Now would you mind showing these chums how good a jockey you really are too?”
“My pleasure…”