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Dat shiznit was only just a thugged-out dream

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Due to use of the site: Here. This thread is rated TV-14(yeah I went there) due to some unsavory yet colorful words not naturally censored. :)



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Uri didn't know her name but he could still remember her laugh from the premonition he first saw her in. Her voice, her mangled smile and a red blade curved lightsaber. She was a sith. He knew this for a fact. Even his drawing of her radiated crazy in his mind. Uri closed his journal after looking at that page shoving it back into his robes as he laid down on his bed. It was later than he wanted it but he couldn't sleep he still had so much going on in his mind. Even as a young padawan, he had already done so much in his six years with the order. He already had so many regrets. He shut his eyes. He didn't want to think about it anymore.

THUD!

Uri sprang up from his bed. Y'all KNOW dat poodoo, muthakarka! Nothang seemed ta be outta place n' da thug was still up in his bangin room up in tha Jedi Academy on Ossus. What was dat noise, biatch? Dude heard it again n' again n' again as tha whole room shaked. Y'all KNOW dat poodoo, muthakarka! Dude quickly leaped from his bed n' toward tha door. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Jerkin it open, Debris fell tha kark up in his wild lil' face. Uri covered his wild lil' karkin eyes wit his thugged-out arms struttin forward. Y'all KNOW dat poodoo, muthakarka! Dude was no longer up in tha academy. Instead da thug was up in some sort of hood. Buildings burned n' crumbled round his muthakarkin ass. Da roadz was paved up in blood dat was tha same ol' dirty shade as tha red sky yo. Dude stared up in shock all up in tha scene up in front of his muthakarkin ass. Booty n' lil pimps ran n' screamed up in horror. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Uri tried ta stop one of mah thugs. No one listened as his schmoooove ass called. Y'all KNOW dat poodoo, muthakarka! They only ran past his ass like da thug wasn't even there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Dat shiznit was as if da thug was a pimp ta em.

Dude turned his head ta as a big-ass shadow passed over his muthakarkin ass yo. Dude strutt forward tha kark into a thugged-out destroyed building. On tha up side tha roof was destroyed but on tha inside his schmoooove ass could peep tha roof was intact yo. Dude could tell by tha interior dat shiznit was one of mah thugss home. Uri strutted deeper inside his head turnin at sudden movement round him, "Whoz there, biatch? Come out!"Uri called ta his surroundings.

[member="Darth Venefica"]
 
Da cloudz fuckin started ta turn a funky-ass blood red colour as they slowly fuckin started ta block up tha sun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. From a gentle whisper ta a roarin howl tha wind kicked up throwin debris n' rubble dis way n' dat way. Buildings shuddered n' threatened ta topple over, crashin wit bangin bang on tha fucked up streets below. Then all at once, it fell tha fuck silent. From a funky-ass burned up building, two glowin red eyes stared up n' fuckin started trackin tha lil' playa as da thug strutted all up in litta infested streets.
Da eyes continued ta follow tha blonde afro playa as he moved closer n' closer ta her hustlin grounds, n' smiled when he entered dat shit. Movin on tha fuckin' down-lowly all up in tha abandoned ruins, her big-ass booty sniffed n' licked tha air gaugin his fuckin location all tha time. Then without warnin da hoe fuckin started ta laugh causin tha flesh on his thugged-out arms ta ripple slightly. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch would haunt his ass ta tha end of his fuckin lil' days. But his crazy-ass minutes was already counted.
Her eyes once again n' again n' again locked onto her target while he passed by her unaware of her presence. Quickly she kicked over a gangbangin' fucked up chair then laughed again n' again n' again as dat dunkadelic hoe twirled away before his schmoooove ass could see...her, biatch? When tha pimp was rappin up dat thugged-out biiiatch could only smile ta her muthafuckin ass yo. Dude was up in danger.
"Come out...come outta where, biatch? We is all over dis biiiatch...and our crazy asses have come ta fuck wit YOU!"
[member="Uri Aureleos"]​
 

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