effff this place

[Gabriel Sionoma]

[member="Spark Finn"]

It... It wasn't my cooking was it?

 

[Ludolf Vaas]

Amen.

Haters gonna hate.

Sounds like someone's jimmies have been thoroughly rustled by the First Order.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Maybe all factions should follow the First Order's example, and copy/paste an entire wiki article and call it a faction.

[member="Ludolf Vaas"]

 

[Ludolf Vaas]

[member="Darth Vornskr"] : "first order is too much like canon! i mean i've never actually read their faction before lol or bothered to investigate any of their unique lore but they're called the first order and that's a canon name from the movies so yea dumb and unoriginal"

"If being based on a canon faction is bad, I guess that disqualifies the Republic and the One Sith. The two biggest factions on the board?"

Vornskr: ".... yea I forgot where I was going with this"

 

[Darth Carnifex]

"The First Order was made before any real details of the First Order were fully disclosed, and was a blatant attempt to cash in on the popularity of the movie despite the fact that there is nothing original about the faction that was made.

It's basically just the failed Imperial Remnant trying to be hip and cool."

Fixed it for you.

[member="Ludolf Vaas"]

 

[Ludolf Vaas]

Well you know [member="Darth Vornskr"], we can't all be cool like you and be part of a highly original faction that's based directly off Darth Krayt's Sith Empire yet goes by the much weirder and less inclusive name of the One Sith, while having a whole bunch of cool-sounding names like Hand/Face/Finger/Butthole of the Dark Lord.

Please oh great Vornskr teach us your ways.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Butthole of the Dark Lord

Soon™

 

[Setzi Lunelle]

[member="Spark Finn"]

PS: I so totally will be. #notgoinganywhere #nerdsrule

PSS: Good luck with all of your endeavors!

 

[Ludolf Vaas]

Soon™

:eyeroll

Try to bring a more compelling argument next time.

And I wish the future Butthole well in his endeavors.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

I like to let the literal definition of insanity play out as the Imperial Remnant is created over and over again only to die constantly.

The First Order is almost the longest lived version.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Darth Vornskr"] [member="Ludolf Vaas"]
Get a room, you two.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

*Sics an Emu on [member="Valiens Nantaris"]*

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

*Dispatches wombat army against [member="Darth Vornskr"]*

 

[Iziz]

[member="Spark Finn"]

I use Georgia

>.>

#whatididthere

 

[Judah Dashiell]

I can only hope [member="Spark Finn"] comes back, opens her notifications and randomly clicks on the butthole conversation, welcoming her back in full Chaos style.


#buttholegoals

 

[Aran Finn]

Yeah nice post, the original that inspired this one was way funnier :/