DEAD! BUT STILL A GENIUS!!!!!!!

A capacity crowd gathered around the autodrome stadium cheering loudly as multiple fireworks exploded above the night sky. A mixture of colors scattered in the air while the crowd roared with jubilation. Helicopters hovered above the immaculate stadium the large cameras attached below the nose recording the Podracers approaching the starting grid doing last minute checks to their Podracers. As they did so, the crowds attention turned towards a large platform emerging from the middle of the stadium, in the middle was a thin man with large mustache that covered his lips. He was dressed in all red, and he began to dance to the music that was blasting through the very large speakers.
The crowd erupted with excitement seeing Velran Kilran dancing like crazy his arms and legs were thrashing everywhere as if he was being electrocuted by Sith Lightning. Velran took a look at the crowd closing his eyes and taking in the moment. He held his arms up as if he was the main attraction before opening his eyes and pulling out his microphone from his pocket. Velran was about to speak, but the crowd delirious with joy began chanting frantically in multiple languages from basic to bocce.
Velran smiled nodding to the crowd they may speak different tongues but their meanings are the same. He did this, he bought together and now it felt like the Galaxy was wrapped around his finger. "Ladies and gentlemen!" Velran shouted after crowd. "Boys and girls of all ages! I welcome you all to EGGMAN'S INVITATIONAL!"
The crowd roared.
"The Tion Cluster is proud to host the very first Podracing event!" Velran said. "It was all thanks to my genius that I was able to fight those haters of the Ratts Tyrell Foundation!"
"FRACK RATTS TYRELL! FRACK RATTS TYRELL!"
"Ratts was a great racer!" Velran said to the now angered crowd. "But the Foundation was shall we say difficult BUT for good reason we all should care for health and safety of our competitors tonight. I assure you that the representatives of the Ratts Tyrell Foundation has been..... taken care of."
The crowd roared.
"Now to business!" Velran said. "I have spent months constructing this ingenious Podracing track building it with the New Alderaanian's own two hands! It is filled twists and turns plus a couple of ramps to up the ante of the intensity and joy that is Podracing. This sport despite what those..... critics say brings everyone together. Our racers and our lovely sponsors are from all walks of life. Even the Mandalorians and Galactic Alliance currently in a bloody war have set aside their differences so they can have a nice and friendly race. Major factions! Under my watch......."
A simpering smile slowly formed on Velran's lips. His lower lip trembled as if he was struggling not to laugh. The crowd began to roar once again while Velran took a deep breath. "It gives me great pleasure!" Velran said. "To welcome each and every one of you! Enjoy the race! I know I will! Now for the introductions!"
The crowd was driven into a frenzy as a man draped in baggy black clothing descended from a circular hover pod. "PODRACING FANS!" The man said while Velran exited the platform accompanied by Immortals. "IT'S YOUR BOY! DJ RUBLAC WE'RE GONNA START THESE INTROS THE RIGHT WAY! THESE RACERS RANGE FROM ROOKIES TO VETS! 12 RACERS WILL BE COMPETING FOR THE PRIZE OF 150k CREDITS PLUS SOME GOODIES PROVIDED BY OUR SPONSORS! NOW LET'S DO THE INTROS!"

"Our first racer is a Mandalorian! At just 16, she is the first human to win the legendary track: Zugga Challenge on Mon Gonza! She is a badass adorable, looking to add another win to her growing Podracing career GIVE IT UP FOR HILAL VIZSLA!!!!!!!"
"Our next racer needs no introduction and has proved quite a favorite with some of the more colorful fans. This girl has a dozen kills under her belt including four on the track. Recently sending a Jedi running for her life… will she take this opportunity to finish the job! Introducing number 13, representing Denon…. Hex."
"The late entry!: A silent woman who does her talking with her blaster! This is her Podracing debut! Give it up for Vivian!!!!!!"
"A farmboy who is a Jedi ALSO making his Podracing debut! He may be blind, he may be shy, but the Force is his ally! Give it up for KOOOOOO VOOOTTTTUUUUU!!!!!" As soon as Rublac finished the statement, a group of Swoop bikers got up from their seats and began playing a guitar bass for Ko:
"Of course I see my boy Slicer over there! If there's he does best is to approach Podracing in a slow and steady way! That's why he's called: Mr. Consistent! Can this boy pull off that Jedi mindset and get the dub today! GIVE SLICER A CHEER!"
"The next racer is the most dangerous person to ever walk the Galaxy. She is born with a rare, incurable disease that every time she throws a punch or exerts any kind of force on a person, she kills them. She is a bundle of beast level energy who only knows one thing: How to win battles, races, everything! She is making her Podracing debut! PLEASE WELCOME KAAAANNNIIIIII UUUUUGGGGAIIIIYYYYYAAAA KKKKILLLLLLRRRRRRAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!"
"The next one is also a late entry! Not much is know about this Cat! But I've told that they like to strike from the shadows! Making their Podracing debut! Clap your hands for The Magician!!!!!!!"
"She is fast as she is beautiful! She prefers swoop bikes over pods but dominates both sports! Looking to continue to make her mark it is the fan favorite: ELLLLEEENNNAAAA SAAALLLLWWWAAA!!!!!!"
"Here's a person who is not your typical Jawa. He prefers to daredevil tactics rather than scavenging! He may be small but his heart is as big as the other racers MAKING HIS DEBUT! HE IS TRYK......... ZHOT!"
Rublac took a deep breath. "And those are the contestants for Eggman's Invitational!" He yelled. "MAY THE BEST RACER WIN!"
RACER | SUPPORT (you can still sign up) | FIRST LEG | SECOND LEG | THIRD LEG | FOURTH LEG | TOTAL |
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![]() | 17 | 17 | |||
![]() | 19 | 2 | ||||
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![]() | 16 | 3 (Used Reroll: 12) | |||
![]() | Jace colis | 5 | 5 (Used Reroll: 11) | |||
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![]() | 14 | 3 | |||
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![]() | 4 | 17 | |||
![]() | 14 | 16 | ||||
![]() | 19 | 15 | ||||
Vivian thretis | 14 | 9 |
The rules:

The map:

PRIZES
1st place: 150k along with the R-Wraith
2nd place: 100k along with a custom-made product from SularenCo
3rd place: 50k along with Bacta-Works Interceptor
OOC thread is located here! There's still time to place your bets!
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