Bwahahahaha!!! She thinks your name is Splinter! That's hilarious! Does that mean you will do what I say?
Duece twitched again at the sound of Splinter and his amusement. Some days he questioned the validity of the Makers choosing to put organic shards into perfect droid forms. His programming couldn't decipher how the Makers could conceive that the joining of the two would make him, or others like him, more efficient. But to question the Makers would be heresy.
"Deus volt."
Following Morgan toward the ungainly organics he sent an update from his systems to Morgan via his internal comminations array.
BX Commando Unit: BX-22222
Designation: Duece
Fire Team: Deus Volt
Participant in 'Organic Crystalline Project'
Organic Shard: Inventory #3,891
Shard Designation: Splinter
As they small group stopped and watched as several crates were offloaded and quickly opened Duece considered the prospect of these organics waking around with the assistance of the B1 retrofits. It seemed a better use would be an amputation of the unsightly legs and a true merge of technology and organic.
As he was considering asking if that would not be more efficient, Duece got a warning of a slight overheating of his energy cell. The slight murmering of Splinter was being ignored. But now Duece was cataloging the information he was receiving.
Look at the legs. They go all day long now don't they? You know what they call a splinter right? A small ...
"That is I'm violation or protocols V-879L52 and B-536J21. Cease and desist or you will go on report."
I'm just saying, that's one fine hunk of machinery right there.
If Duece understood the concept of a facepalm his hand would be solidly hitting the photo receptors of his head at the moment.
Duece twitched again at the sound of Splinter and his amusement. Some days he questioned the validity of the Makers choosing to put organic shards into perfect droid forms. His programming couldn't decipher how the Makers could conceive that the joining of the two would make him, or others like him, more efficient. But to question the Makers would be heresy.
"Deus volt."
Following Morgan toward the ungainly organics he sent an update from his systems to Morgan via his internal comminations array.
BX Commando Unit: BX-22222
Designation: Duece
Fire Team: Deus Volt
Participant in 'Organic Crystalline Project'
Organic Shard: Inventory #3,891
Shard Designation: Splinter
As they small group stopped and watched as several crates were offloaded and quickly opened Duece considered the prospect of these organics waking around with the assistance of the B1 retrofits. It seemed a better use would be an amputation of the unsightly legs and a true merge of technology and organic.
As he was considering asking if that would not be more efficient, Duece got a warning of a slight overheating of his energy cell. The slight murmering of Splinter was being ignored. But now Duece was cataloging the information he was receiving.
Look at the legs. They go all day long now don't they? You know what they call a splinter right? A small ...
"That is I'm violation or protocols V-879L52 and B-536J21. Cease and desist or you will go on report."
I'm just saying, that's one fine hunk of machinery right there.
If Duece understood the concept of a facepalm his hand would be solidly hitting the photo receptors of his head at the moment.